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Gus' sweet Arkie was left standing at the alter
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am
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Me and my Arkie, we was as fond as we could be
We was set to marry in December '17
I set my sights to courtin' her, as fine as she could be
I swear I love that Waffle House on Martin Luther King
But that job at the Aubie, I figured it was time to leave
Planned a hurry-up divorce, inviting friends and family
Everything was fine, smoozing Arkie PTB’s
I’d forgotten ‘bout my best friends, me myself & Jimmy Sexty
And my sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
Arkansas had taken ill, I was several miles from home
Fatbert eatin’ fart’n wobblin’ fallin’, now he gone
Sweet Arkansas, she asked me to walk her to the door
As innocent as children before I was an Auburn whore
But my sweet Arkie got left standing at the altar
My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
Lord have mercy for what we done
Ham and cheese omelet scattered smothered covered chunked
Neither of us liked the Waffle House on Dickson Street
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
Me and my Arkie, we was as fond as we could be
We was set to marry in December '17
I set my sights to courtin' her, as fine as she could be
I swear I love that Waffle House on Martin Luther King
But that job at the Aubie, I figured it was time to leave
Planned a hurry-up divorce, inviting friends and family
Everything was fine, smoozing Arkie PTB’s
I’d forgotten ‘bout my best friends, me myself & Jimmy Sexty
And my sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
Arkansas had taken ill, I was several miles from home
Fatbert eatin’ fart’n wobblin’ fallin’, now he gone
Sweet Arkansas, she asked me to walk her to the door
As innocent as children before I was an Auburn whore
But my sweet Arkie got left standing at the altar
My sweet Arkie was left standing at the altar
Lord have mercy for what we done
Ham and cheese omelet scattered smothered covered chunked
Neither of us liked the Waffle House on Dickson Street
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
By the next sunset, I had gone back to Opelika
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:55 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Auburn losing to LSU was bad enough.
Now you're trolling..Arkansas?
Now you're trolling..Arkansas?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Ark fans are sad since gus turned them down
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:57 am to NFLSU
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Auburn losing to LSU was bad enough.
Now you're trolling..Arkansas?
Harry never fails to catch at least one

Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:58 am to NFLSU
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Auburn losing to LSU was bad enough.
Now you're trolling..Arkansas?
OP is a tard. And an arky fan.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 11:49 am to Vecchio Cane
I'm a poet
I'm a prophet in my own land
I'm a prophet in my own land
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:13 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm not sure if I need to upvote or downvote. I guess I'll abstain.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:15 pm to blzr
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Ark fans are sad since gus turned them down
Oh yeah, you betcha. I guarantee we are all crying tears just as big as horse turds over not getting him.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:15 pm to blzr
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Ark fans are sad since gus turned them down
Not all of us. Gus is a good coach and a good fit at Auburn. There would just be too much drama if he was our coach. Glad it worked out this way for Hogs and Aubs. Hopefully Morris will move us back in the right direction.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:25 pm to NYCAuburn
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Harry never fails to catch at least one
Cut a helluva lot of bait to only hook one tho.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:27 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I'm a poet
I'm a prophet in my own land
Deleted. rockiee says I are dum.
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm glad Arkansas was finally able to find a rival.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:33 pm to rockiee
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Delete that
Will that one get me in trouble? Which part?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:34 pm to troyt37
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Will that one get me in trouble? Which part?
Not in trouble, you just didn't analysis this situation correctly. Trust me.

Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:36 pm to troyt37
Don't listen to rockiee he's a troll. Do your thing
Posted on 1/5/18 at 12:37 pm to craigbiggio
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Don't listen to rockiee he's a troll
What? I'm just a simple LSU fan.
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