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UGA Fan has a message for Baker Mayfield and the rest of us

Posted on 12/31/17 at 4:13 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 4:13 pm
He’s coming for you.

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Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 4:15 pm to
Fun fact: Same dude from this video back in 2005

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He is driving his moped/scooter from Athens to Pasadena. Last I saw, he was somewhere in New Mexico and experiencing mechanical issues that may put things in doubt of him arriving by kickoff.

ETA: He will arrive to Football Valhalla shiny and chrome. WITNESS.
This post was edited on 12/31/17 at 4:18 pm
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 4:17 pm to
That is amazing.
Posted by HuckleBearer
Beauregard Parish
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 4:53 pm to
3:1 there are bodies buried on his property, and people putting lotion on their skin in his dungeon as we speak.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:15 pm to
Latst word is that his scooter is now undrivable so he has hitch hiked to Tucson, AZ. A UGA fan with some money has bought him a plane ticket to LAX so he will indeed make it to Pasadena in time for kickoff.

Any of you Dawgs out there. make sure he is sufficiently drunk by kickoff. He has earned it.
Posted by TigerTalker16
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:26 pm to
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:27 pm to
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He has earned it.

Has he? He failed his mission and had to get bailed out
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:29 pm to
I thought that was that dude
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:36 pm to
He drove a fricking scooter from Athens, GA to the Arizona border until the think was so broken it couldn't be fixed (after having to stop to replace a tire and the headlights). He set out to do something batshit crazy for the love of his team and made it as far as mechanically possible (and much further than I would have made it before saying frick it).




Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70854 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:39 pm to
If OU wins, the down fall for the dawgs is going to be epic. Something to tell your grandchildren about


Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:43 pm to
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If OU wins, the down fall for the dawgs is going to be epic.


Sucks for any UGA fans that feel that way. So far as I'm concerned, we are playing with house money tomorrow.

My expectations before the season were to simply win 10-11 games and make the SECCG. That we are 12-1, have won the SEC, and are in the Playoff well exceeds where I thought we'd be. That we have the #1 ranked class coming in this January and May makes the next few years look like a whole hell of a lot of fun regardless of tomorrow's outcome.

Enjoy playing Central Florida at Noon.
This post was edited on 12/31/17 at 5:44 pm
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
23766 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:44 pm to
I'll be sure to mention that time that Auburn had to play UCF instead of making the playoff.
Posted by OU_EE
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:54 pm to
noped out after 20 seconds. someone call the cops.
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
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13143 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 5:56 pm to
The barn will be playing before Hardee's has the biscuits ready
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:03 pm to
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3:1 there are bodies buried on his property, and people putting lotion on their skin in his dungeon as we speak.



And he's not even an Athletic Director
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
41851 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:05 pm to
That promo was 1/3 Road Warriors, 1/3 Randy Savage and 1/3 cocaine.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
48814 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:06 pm to
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That promo was 1/3 Road Warriors, 1/3 Randy Savage and 1/3 cocaine.


Pretty sure cocaine is the common denominator in all of those things
Posted by Weagle25
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

He drove a fricking scooter from Athens, GA to the Arizona border

Which is just dumb but whatever if he wants to do it. I’m just not going to feel bad for him when he doesn’t make it.

quote:

He set out to do something batshit crazy for the love of his team

He did it for the story and the attention not the love of his team

When you do something you know is stupid, you don’t get sympathy when it turns out it was stupid
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
48814 posts
Posted on 12/31/17 at 6:08 pm to
Did you learn to be a wet blanket at Auburn or did your buzzkill parents raise you that way?
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