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Jimbo Press Conference
Posted on 12/4/17 at 9:55 am
Posted on 12/4/17 at 9:55 am
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:00 am to agrunner
When did Jimbo get morbidly obese?
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:02 am to Lakeboy7
Free crab legs will do that.
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:05 am to thelawnwranglers
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cliffs
-Jimbo Fisher introduced as head coach.
There you go.
ETA: Sorry for being an a-hole. I just don't know what else you'd expect.
This post was edited on 12/4/17 at 10:09 am
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:06 am to thelawnwranglers
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cliffs
We got money.
We got an ad.
We got Jimbo.
Aggy staaaacked.
SEC fuuuuucked.
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:09 am to TxWadingFool
Is this some sort of coronation?
Weird.
Weird.
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:10 am to cypressbrake3
It's coronation day!
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:12 am to agrunner
can Jimbo Whoop are do you have to earn that?
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:13 am to thelawnwranglers
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can Jimbo Whoop are do you have to earn that?
If he competes, he can do whatever the hell he wants.
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:13 am to agrunner
So, does he turn gay immediately after the press conference or does he have to coach a game first? Also, did they already present him with the maroon dildo?
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:13 am to thelawnwranglers
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COLLEGE STATION, Texas Jimbo Fisher, who led Florida State University to a national championship in 2013, has been named head football coach at Texas A&M University, Aggie Director of Athletics Scott Woodward announced today. Fisher agreed to a ten-year contract worth $75 million. No state-appropriated funds will be used to pay the coach's salary.
Fisher took over the FSU football program in 2010, following the retirement of coaching legend Bobby Bowden. Fisher averaged more than 10 wins per season during his tenure and compiled an overall record of 83-23 with a .783 winning percentage, fourth-best among active head coaches (minimum five years). His winning percentage is the best in Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) history. His ACC record was 48-16 with three ACC championships and four Atlantic Division titles.
The 2013 Rawlings College Football Coach of the Year, Fisher has twice been a finalist for the Eddie Robinson Coach of the Year Award (2013, 2014) and was a finalist for the Paul "Bear" Bryant Coach of the Year Award in 2014. Fisher led the Seminoles to victories in five of seven bowl game appearances, including three wins in traditional New Year's Day bowl games.
Under Fisher's leadership, 83 FSU football student-athletes graduated while his program produced 12 consensus All-America honorees and his recruiting classes ranked in the Top 10 in each of the past seven years. Fisher had 42 FSU players drafted into the NFL, including 19 first-or second-round selections. Three of his quarterbacks at FSU have been selected in the first round of the NFL Draft.
As a head coach, Fisher is 9-2 against SEC teams after coaching 13 seasons in the SEC as an assistant with stops at Auburn (six years) and LSU (seven years).
Fisher has been active in the community through his foundation, Kidz1stFund. The non-profit was founded in 2011 to raise awareness and funds to find a cure for Fanconi anemia, a rare blood disorder that affects thousands, including Fisher's youngest son, Ethan.
Fisher grew up in West Virginia and played quarterback at Salem College in West Virginia, earning All-America honors before playing his final season of eligibility at Samford College (now Samford University) in Birmingham, Ala.
He began his coaching career at Samford in 1988-89 coaching quarterbacks and was promoted to offensive coordinator in 1991. Fisher coached quarterbacks at Auburn from 1993-98 before becoming the offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach at Cincinnati in 1999. He joined head coach Nick Saban's staff at LSU in 2000 as the quarterbacks coach and offensive coordinator, helping the Tigers win the 2003 national championship as well as two SEC titles. He joined Bobby Bowden's staff at Florida State in 2007 as the offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach, serving three seasons in that role (2007-09).
This post was edited on 12/4/17 at 10:15 am
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:15 am to ArmyHogs
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So, does he turn gay immediately after the press conference or does he have to coach a game first? Also, did they already present him with the maroon dildo?
You trying to tell this board something?
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:15 am to PhilipMarlowe
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We got money.
We got an ad.
We got Jimbo.
Aggy staaaacked.
SEC fuuuuucked.
Where have I heard this before?
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:16 am to agrunner
It would be great if they had subtitles as to what he actually was thinking while he was glad-talking.
Probably would be something like: "This place is just as weird as I've always heard. But $75 million is really nice".
Probably would be something like: "This place is just as weird as I've always heard. But $75 million is really nice".
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:16 am to agrunner
howdy
Hope his wallet wasn't in his jacket.
Hope his wallet wasn't in his jacket.
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:21 am to TigerTalker16
He forgot to say "Aggy gonna Aggy" even with me
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:23 am to ArmyHogs
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So, does he turn gay immediately after the press conference or does he have to coach a game first? Also, did they already present him with the maroon dildo?
Ooooooo. Sick burns.
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