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Jimbo Press Conference

Posted on 12/4/17 at 9:55 am
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
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Posted on 12/4/17 at 9:55 am
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:00 am to
When did Jimbo get morbidly obese?
Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
6766 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:02 am to
Free crab legs will do that.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38862 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:04 am to
cliffs
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51419 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:05 am to
quote:

cliffs


-Jimbo Fisher introduced as head coach.

There you go.

ETA: Sorry for being an a-hole. I just don't know what else you'd expect.
This post was edited on 12/4/17 at 10:09 am
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20559 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:06 am to
quote:

cliffs


We got money.

We got an ad.

We got Jimbo.

Aggy staaaacked.

SEC fuuuuucked.
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
4401 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:07 am to


Posted by cypressbrake3
Member since Oct 2014
3681 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:09 am to
Is this some sort of coronation?

Weird.
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:10 am to
It's coronation day!

Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38862 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:12 am to
can Jimbo Whoop are do you have to earn that?
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:13 am to
quote:

can Jimbo Whoop are do you have to earn that?



If he competes, he can do whatever the hell he wants.
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
9269 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:13 am to
So, does he turn gay immediately after the press conference or does he have to coach a game first? Also, did they already present him with the maroon dildo?
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17553 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:13 am to
quote:

COLLEGE STATION, Texas Jimbo Fisher, who led Florida State University to a national championship in 2013, has been named head football coach at Texas A&M University, Aggie Director of Athletics Scott Woodward announced today. Fisher agreed to a ten-year contract worth $75 million. No state-appropriated funds will be used to pay the coach's salary.

Fisher took over the FSU football program in 2010, following the retirement of coaching legend Bobby Bowden. Fisher averaged more than 10 wins per season during his tenure and compiled an overall record of 83-23 with a .783 winning percentage, fourth-best among active head coaches (minimum five years). His winning percentage is the best in Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC) history. His ACC record was 48-16 with three ACC championships and four Atlantic Division titles.

The 2013 Rawlings College Football Coach of the Year, Fisher has twice been a finalist for the Eddie Robinson Coach of the Year Award (2013, 2014) and was a finalist for the Paul "Bear" Bryant Coach of the Year Award in 2014. Fisher led the Seminoles to victories in five of seven bowl game appearances, including three wins in traditional New Year's Day bowl games.

Under Fisher's leadership, 83 FSU football student-athletes graduated while his program produced 12 consensus All-America honorees and his recruiting classes ranked in the Top 10 in each of the past seven years. Fisher had 42 FSU players drafted into the NFL, including 19 first-or second-round selections. Three of his quarterbacks at FSU have been selected in the first round of the NFL Draft.

As a head coach, Fisher is 9-2 against SEC teams after coaching 13 seasons in the SEC as an assistant with stops at Auburn (six years) and LSU (seven years).

Fisher has been active in the community through his foundation, Kidz1stFund. The non-profit was founded in 2011 to raise awareness and funds to find a cure for Fanconi anemia, a rare blood disorder that affects thousands, including Fisher's youngest son, Ethan.

Fisher grew up in West Virginia and played quarterback at Salem College in West Virginia, earning All-America honors before playing his final season of eligibility at Samford College (now Samford University) in Birmingham, Ala.

He began his coaching career at Samford in 1988-89 coaching quarterbacks and was promoted to offensive coordinator in 1991. Fisher coached quarterbacks at Auburn from 1993-98 before becoming the offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach at Cincinnati in 1999. He joined head coach Nick Saban's staff at LSU in 2000 as the quarterbacks coach and offensive coordinator, helping the Tigers win the 2003 national championship as well as two SEC titles. He joined Bobby Bowden's staff at Florida State in 2007 as the offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach, serving three seasons in that role (2007-09).
This post was edited on 12/4/17 at 10:15 am
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:15 am to
quote:

So, does he turn gay immediately after the press conference or does he have to coach a game first? Also, did they already present him with the maroon dildo?


You trying to tell this board something?
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
4447 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:15 am to
quote:

We got money.

We got an ad.

We got Jimbo.

Aggy staaaacked.

SEC fuuuuucked.


Where have I heard this before?
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:16 am to
It would be great if they had subtitles as to what he actually was thinking while he was glad-talking.

Probably would be something like: "This place is just as weird as I've always heard. But $75 million is really nice".
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132617 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:16 am to
howdy


Hope his wallet wasn't in his jacket.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:19 am to
Tough day for LSU fans
Posted by Pygthagorean Theorem
Member since Aug 2015
7936 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:21 am to
He forgot to say "Aggy gonna Aggy" even with me
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3595 posts
Posted on 12/4/17 at 10:23 am to
quote:

So, does he turn gay immediately after the press conference or does he have to coach a game first? Also, did they already present him with the maroon dildo?



Ooooooo. Sick burns.
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