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Mizzou will win the East
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:13 pm
We'll also win the entire SEC in basketball.
Confederate heads will explode.
Time for us to take our rightful place above you all. Geographically and otherwise.
Confederate heads will explode.
Time for us to take our rightful place above you all. Geographically and otherwise.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:14 pm to JesusQuintana
The Union shall prevail again.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:15 pm to JesusQuintana
Mizzou's seasons in football and basketball will look more like the Trail of Tears than the Civil War.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:17 pm to JesusQuintana
No, yanks. None of what y'all have posted will come true. Just go on ahead and get comfortable in that last spot bc it's all yours.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:17 pm to JesusQuintana
Someone has to be the annual sacrificial lamb. Might as well be Missouri. Who cares
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:00 pm to JesusQuintana
Just like you frickstains were gonna beat LSU, then got ran out of the fricking building like the little bitches y'all are... holy hell dude, give it up already... your school is a joke
Sweet troll tho
6.5/10
Sweet troll tho
6.5/10
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:08 pm to JesusQuintana
Actually Kentucky will win the east, and as always in basketball. Didn't you see what happened to LSU with Simmons?
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:32 pm to JesusQuintana
Prior to joining this conference, a large physiological study was done comparing Mizzou grads and students with the rest of the SEC schools.
While the Mizzou penis sizes were mainly ranked between "huge" and "horse-like," the SEC samples won out, however, with a much higher incidence of uni-brows, chronically stretched anuses, and waterheads.
With our improving sports teams, I feel even more sorry for you frickheads.
While the Mizzou penis sizes were mainly ranked between "huge" and "horse-like," the SEC samples won out, however, with a much higher incidence of uni-brows, chronically stretched anuses, and waterheads.
With our improving sports teams, I feel even more sorry for you frickheads.
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:37 pm to JesusQuintana
I'd have to agree with you here. I just don't think going up the underdogs to the ACC being an issue this year. MIZ- undefeated
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:42 pm to JesusQuintana
With the exception on when I venture over to this board, I completely forget Missouri is even in the SEC.
From the moment I read where you guys had been invited, I keep waiting the punchline.
Good luck on your quest to win the east.
Lulz
From the moment I read where you guys had been invited, I keep waiting the punchline.
Good luck on your quest to win the east.
Lulz
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:09 pm to JesusQuintana
If you're going to troll, at least make it believable. And neither of those predictions are.
Mizzou will finish dead last in the East, probably dead last overall in the SEC for football.
Best case scenario for y'all is 6th in the East, MAYBE if other teams completely collapse 5th place, that is extremely unlikely.
Basketball y'all will still be in the bottom half of the league. Congrats on the talent upgrades, but freshmen aren't going to push you over the hump. They're still freshmen and the entire SEC is improving and has talent now.
Baseball y'all will probably finish dead last as well.
Missouri has the worst athletic department in the SEC
ETA:
The whole school is run shitty too, not just the AD
Mizzou will finish dead last in the East, probably dead last overall in the SEC for football.
Best case scenario for y'all is 6th in the East, MAYBE if other teams completely collapse 5th place, that is extremely unlikely.
Basketball y'all will still be in the bottom half of the league. Congrats on the talent upgrades, but freshmen aren't going to push you over the hump. They're still freshmen and the entire SEC is improving and has talent now.
Baseball y'all will probably finish dead last as well.
Missouri has the worst athletic department in the SEC
ETA:
The whole school is run shitty too, not just the AD
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:35 pm to JesusQuintana
I don't know if Missouri will win or not but I sure hope people quit acting like the west is some top to bottom juggernaut it isn't. It's bama and that's all
Posted on 7/20/17 at 12:46 pm to JesusQuintana
Hahaha. Missouri has been at the bottom more than at the top.
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