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Mizzou will win the East

Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:13 pm
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:13 pm
We'll also win the entire SEC in basketball.

Confederate heads will explode.

Time for us to take our rightful place above you all. Geographically and otherwise.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45335 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:14 pm to
Yeah ok
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:14 pm to
The Union shall prevail again.
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:14 pm to
never
lose
again
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36442 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:15 pm to
Mizzou's seasons in football and basketball will look more like the Trail of Tears than the Civil War.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:17 pm to
No, yanks. None of what y'all have posted will come true. Just go on ahead and get comfortable in that last spot bc it's all yours.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:17 pm to
Someone has to be the annual sacrificial lamb. Might as well be Missouri. Who cares
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38262 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 7:35 pm to
Soon
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14847 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:00 pm to
Just like you frickstains were gonna beat LSU, then got ran out of the fricking building like the little bitches y'all are... holy hell dude, give it up already... your school is a joke


Sweet troll tho
6.5/10
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120012 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:08 pm to
Actually Kentucky will win the east, and as always in basketball. Didn't you see what happened to LSU with Simmons?
Posted by MIZZOU_JP
Member since Apr 2015
1813 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:27 pm to
1865!!!
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3485 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:32 pm to
Prior to joining this conference, a large physiological study was done comparing Mizzou grads and students with the rest of the SEC schools.

While the Mizzou penis sizes were mainly ranked between "huge" and "horse-like," the SEC samples won out, however, with a much higher incidence of uni-brows, chronically stretched anuses, and waterheads.

With our improving sports teams, I feel even more sorry for you frickheads.
Posted by ZOUtiger
Member since Aug 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:37 pm to
I'd have to agree with you here. I just don't think going up the underdogs to the ACC being an issue this year. MIZ- undefeated
Posted by tjv305
Member since May 2015
12522 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131570 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:42 pm to
With the exception on when I venture over to this board, I completely forget Missouri is even in the SEC.

From the moment I read where you guys had been invited, I keep waiting the punchline.

Good luck on your quest to win the east.

Lulz
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:09 pm to
If you're going to troll, at least make it believable. And neither of those predictions are.

Mizzou will finish dead last in the East, probably dead last overall in the SEC for football.
Best case scenario for y'all is 6th in the East, MAYBE if other teams completely collapse 5th place, that is extremely unlikely.

Basketball y'all will still be in the bottom half of the league. Congrats on the talent upgrades, but freshmen aren't going to push you over the hump. They're still freshmen and the entire SEC is improving and has talent now.

Baseball y'all will probably finish dead last as well.

Missouri has the worst athletic department in the SEC

ETA:

The whole school is run shitty too, not just the AD
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 9:10 pm
Posted by CarolinaCock
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2012
2606 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:35 pm to
I don't know if Missouri will win or not but I sure hope people quit acting like the west is some top to bottom juggernaut it isn't. It's bama and that's all
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67542 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 7:49 am to
IN
Posted by joshua2571
Member since Nov 2015
8151 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 12:46 pm to
Hahaha. Missouri has been at the bottom more than at the top.
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