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re: Are the Millenials Ruining Sports Message Boards?
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:10 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:10 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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You should wander over to a food processing plant or Express Oil after your morning Ensure and yoga tomorrow. Shockingly, they are mostly manned by people in their 20s and 30s. I know, crazy right?
Tatted up losers who are apt to leave off the oil filter or tear something up. Your whole generation is being devoured by apathy.
Food processing plants around here employ Mexicans by the droves. The whites are laid up in their shack. The blacks... I'll leave that for the infamous Godfather quote about drugs and souls.
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:17 pm to texashorn
Someone is on your lawn imo
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:20 pm to David Ricky
How witty. But it's undeniable that your generation is the first in American history to digress financially from their parents. Who are you going to blame for that? I'm sure it won't be yourselves.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:20 pm to texashorn
quote:you're not making a great argument for why we shouldn't ship you off to an island
Tatted up losers who are apt to leave off the oil filter or tear something up. Your whole generation is being devoured by apathy.
Food processing plants around here employ Mexicans by the droves. The whites are laid up in their shack. The blacks... I'll leave that for the infamous Godfather quote about drugs and souls.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:21 pm to The muffintime
I'm so scared. One half of you are too fat to raise a gun, while the other half shoots sideways.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:22 pm to texashorn
quote:you'll be on one of the first ships out
I'm so scared. One half of you are too fat to raise a gun, while the other half shoots sideways.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:28 pm to The muffintime
I doubt it.
75 percent of millennials are too fat, too dumb, are on drugs or have a criminal conviction rendering them ineligible to serve in the military.
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I guess if we decided to take away your Big Macs, you might lumber around tearing stuff up, but otherwise you will stay in your dope-induced coma and do as you are told.
75 percent of millennials are too fat, too dumb, are on drugs or have a criminal conviction rendering them ineligible to serve in the military.
LINK
I guess if we decided to take away your Big Macs, you might lumber around tearing stuff up, but otherwise you will stay in your dope-induced coma and do as you are told.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:34 pm to texashorn
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texashorn
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Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:36 pm to BranchDawg
Strap up, BD. Our fat dumb felonious asses have got a longhorn to wrangle.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:40 pm to texashorn
That military propaganda made me puke in my mouth a little bit.
Basically it says, "if you're not a complete fatass, have a high school diploma, and are in a bind financially then we want YOU! Also, we'll pay for your education."
Get your head out of the sand.
Basically it says, "if you're not a complete fatass, have a high school diploma, and are in a bind financially then we want YOU! Also, we'll pay for your education."
Get your head out of the sand.
This post was edited on 5/1/17 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:46 pm to hogNsinceReagan
Well... yes? The military is scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Posted on 5/1/17 at 11:53 pm to texashorn
If you say so. Where were you stationed?
Posted on 5/2/17 at 12:00 am to hogNsinceReagan
I've lived in Killeen, Texas, which is one of the scummiest places you'll find. Wonder why that is?
Posted on 5/2/17 at 12:08 am to texashorn
quote:Those dadgum millennials, obviously.
Wonder why that is?
Posted on 5/2/17 at 12:09 am to texashorn
Well, I've never been to Killeen, Texas or Fort Hood but my guess would be because it's in Texas. Most military bases are on a beach so if it's a complete shithole then you're not doing it right.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 12:33 am to hogNsinceReagan
Also, ftr, I claim "generation y" but I got lumped in so
Posted on 5/2/17 at 3:48 am to Central Pork
If I want to hear my fellow septuagenarians lament their latest health problems, I log on to a seniors board. If I want dialog about SEC sports, I come here and let the millennials entertain me.
God help anyone who grows old before his time.
God help anyone who grows old before his time.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 7:44 am to Central Pork
I love Millennials on message boards. So sensitive, insecure and egotistical. So easy to set them off. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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