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re: Kirby's Law

Posted by The muffintime on 7/17/18 at 11:16 pm
man this place is a sewer. im out. post your goodbye felecia memes and other garbage now

re: Kirby's Law

Posted by The muffintime on 7/17/18 at 10:58 pm
have you?

was this site ever actually a place where people could have a discussion?

re: Kirby's Law

Posted by The muffintime on 7/17/18 at 10:54 pm
a reply one minute after the post. pretty clear you didnt read the article

Kirby's Law

Posted by The muffintime on 7/17/18 at 10:51 pm
What are they hiding? Just saw this, sorry if it has been discussed.

LINK
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It means you don’t acquire humbleness. It means you’re a cocky piece of narcissistic shite. But you’re behind a keyboard and and screen, which makes it even worse. You now are a sports chat board model, according to yourself, with no pics. This thread is pathetic.. I’m pretty sure that’s what he means. (No pun intended)

*hides behind screen*

I think you mean humility.
Abe Lincoln addresses BJ's compensating troll.

It's an old YouTube video, so excuse the bad quality. Super relevant. As far as what it's like to be ugly, I don't know but it probably has its advantages. I'm no model but I've always looked good enough and had the confidence to get most of the girls I've chased.

P.S. I miss when he was banned. Almost no one if anyone all knows who I am here (which I enjoy), but BJ definitely loses sleep over the time I called him the worst poster on the rant. If he denies it of makes a half-assed attempt at an internet insult then you'll get see further proof.
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I'm not fond of UF, is what I'm trying to say here.

A decade long losing streak that followed your best decade in well, decades, that still saw you in second place behind the Gators will no doubt breed contempt.

I feel your pain, man.

God of War 2018

Posted by The muffintime on 5/13/18 at 3:51 pm
For all you gamers our there (I know you exist despite the older, hostile demographic towards us on the rant):

Dad of War is a REVELATION. It is the best game I've played in years, no exaggeration. In a world of endlessly repeating bland open-world games, Dad of War is more than just a breath of fresh air. It is the game that has, along with BoTw, rekindled my passion for video games.

Do yourselves a favor and play it (or make fun of me for playing video games - I always find it amusing how out of touch those people are).

Sorry for being preemptively hostile; I do like some of you.
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Bama fan


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work


lol
Not bad. Tenn avoided the sweep but 2/3 is okay and you can't win em all. I'm not jumping off any cliffs just yet (sorry to disappoint).
I doubt either one happens but the latter is more likely. Both would be supremely annoying, but only because of the prospective behavior of the LSU fans. I doubt Bama or Aggie fans would be too bad in either scenario.
As long as they aren't barking at women I don't have a problem with Georgia fans. Many of them (compared to many other SEC schools) actually went to school there, and UGA is a pretty decent public.
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Thanks I guess. Does avoiding a sweep against UF win us any college baseball brownie points?

Chocolate fudge brownie

grats Vols

re: Suck it FSU

Posted by The muffintime on 3/24/18 at 10:52 pm
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All of your posts are pretty cringe worthy. You strike me as unintelligent, late 30s/early 40s, and trying way too hard to sound funny/hip on a message board.

Par for the course with most UF posters on the site, though.


It takes an FSU fan to miss the irony here

re: Suck it FSU

Posted by The muffintime on 3/24/18 at 10:45 pm
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Something Florida has never had, and never will.

What would a grown man who barks at women know about class?

re: Suck it FSU

Posted by The muffintime on 3/24/18 at 10:44 pm
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This is what happens when you stomp little bro in basketball and football

Who's your little bro? FAMU? The Kiffster over in Boca? It definitely isn't Miami with their 50 football championships or UF with their best (or second best if you count Stanford's rowing and underwater basketweaving natties) athletic department in the country.

Your whole post is just confusing.

re: Suck it FSU

Posted by The muffintime on 3/24/18 at 10:29 pm
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Damm, sad that only way you guys can get any satisfaction is through the failure of another state team. Whatever floats your boat.

The only way? I think our championships in all three major sports this century were pretty satisfactory, considering nobody else has ever done it.

If you want to pretend that you're happy when your rivals win then I won't stop you, but I will call you a liar. Unless you're an LSU fan, in which case you have no rivalries.

re: Suck it FSU

Posted by The muffintime on 3/24/18 at 10:25 pm
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At least FSU has their dignity.

Dignity? Their coach looked like he was about 1.5 seconds away from slugging that female reporter

re: Suck it FSU

Posted by The muffintime on 3/24/18 at 10:20 pm
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Yikes
Your reaction is understandable since you have no idea what it's like to have a rivalry
We're getting a new baseball stadium and most of our sports get great fan support despite the higher caliber of alumni. It's not our fault that we're the only real university in the SEC aside from Vandy.