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Is Top Gun the king of corny yet cool?
Posted on 4/3/17 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 4/3/17 at 7:52 pm
I think so.
Sure, it's somewhat homoerotic cinema, but I'm cool with that.
Top Gun forever. DWI.
Top Gun, folks.






Sure, it's somewhat homoerotic cinema, but I'm cool with that.
Top Gun forever. DWI.


Top Gun, folks.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:11 pm to Remote Controlled
It did not age well, imo.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:13 pm to Alahunter
You're crazy.
It's like a French Bordeaux.
It's like a French Bordeaux.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:16 pm to Remote Controlled
I want some butts.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:17 pm to Remote Controlled

Do you even Bill and Ted bro?
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:21 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
Maybe 5th on my list of corny and cool 80s flicks.
1. Top Gun
2. Blues Brothers
3. Ghostbusters
4. Ferris Bullers Day Off
1. Top Gun
2. Blues Brothers
3. Ghostbusters
4. Ferris Bullers Day Off
Posted on 4/3/17 at 8:33 pm to Remote Controlled
Ferris Bueller, Bill and Ted's both aged better, I think.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:00 pm to Remote Controlled
homoerotic? He fricks the sexy intelligence babe in a scene that shows no nudity but I can totally fap to.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:11 pm to Bamagirl15
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Val Kilmer is yummmmy
For your bedtime pleasure:
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:17 pm to PrivatePublic
I'm old and sexy is a light switch away lol
He was better in "Heat"
He was better in "Heat"
Posted on 4/3/17 at 9:56 pm to Remote Controlled
It's a great movie, that's for sure
Posted on 4/3/17 at 10:12 pm to Remote Controlled
For those that do not know. We have a new Top Gun otw with Tom Cruise and Kilmer.
Posted on 4/3/17 at 10:38 pm to PrivatePublic
I think I saw him at Ocean Beach the other day.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 12:09 am to Bamagirl15

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Val Kilmer is yummmmy

Posted on 4/4/17 at 12:19 am to Remote Controlled
Man that was a long time ago.
Posted on 4/4/17 at 10:43 am to Remote Controlled
Quentin Tarantino once acted in a movie where he explained what Top Gun is really about:
Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fricking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Duane: Oh, come on.
Sid: Top Gun is fricking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fricking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the frick, what the frick is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fricking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fricking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fricking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! frickin' A, man!
Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest fricking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Duane: Oh, come on.
Sid: Top Gun is fricking great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own homosexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fricking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the frick, what the frick is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting fricking force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they fricking land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last fricking line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! frickin' A, man!
Posted on 4/4/17 at 12:10 pm to RECConspiracy
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Quentin Tarantino once acted in a movie where he explained what Top Gun is really about:

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