Top 6 hardest melting Team Boards

Ranked by hardest melt to least melty:

1) Mizzou - Mizzou fans are seeking other teams to become a fan of...that's how bad it is in Columbia, Missouri.

2) LSU - These baws melt even when they're winning. It's the strangest thing. They melt when they lose...they melt when they win. They are just in constant melt mode. It's no surprise that Cajun speak for "frick a shemale" is Fukushima.

3) Tennessee - Every year we're informed during an Offseason Championship that Butch has amassed the GOAT team and every year at about this time echoes of "Fire Butch" reverberate throughout the hill country of the mid south. But don't be too hard on Tennessee baws. They did win the Championship of Life afterall...

4) fAggies - I mean, Aggies are now calling Sumlin a "drunk" fool. I didn't even know Sumlin was a drunk but apparently the Aggies believe he is and want him fired. It must be pretty bad in College Station when hardworking "American as the Two Dollar Bill" Aggie fans don't even want a drunk to seek rehab and redemption.

5) Ole Miss - You know it's bad when you visit their board and the most popular threads are the following: 1) Fire Wommack, 2) Fire Matt Luke, 3) Barney placed on administrative leave, 4) Freeze out coached tonight, and 5) 2017 Ole Miss Football Suicidal Thread

6) Mizzou...again - Why? Well, Mizzou fans are melting so hard they've stopped melting. There's nothing more to melt. The melt was so severe that the ghost of apathy is all that remains. Mizzou deserves to simultaneously be at both the top and bottom of this list, a feat rarely seen in the natural world.







ETA: Auburn didn't make this list because no one cares about Auburn. It's sad but true. Auburn could win 20 national championship and everyone except the 4 or 5 people who comprise their total fanbase would care. They want to be "America's Team" so bad but they just never will be Alabama. And it makes them so mad. Their little brother syndrome is off the charts. But remember...no one cares.