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Let's raise Barry Odom's (who?) profile by identifying his physical defect
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:38 pm
I think this is why he remains so unknown. Every coach in the SEC needs some fricked up imperfection as a hallmark.
Saban is short, Bert is fat, Freeze has beaver teeth, McElwain has butter teeth, Mullen is a hunchback, Muschamp is a raging psychopath, Miles is verbally and chronistically retarded, Sumlin is an alcoholic, Butch is a lesbian...
So what the hell is wrong with Barry Odom? I don't know the answer, because honestly I have no idea what he looks like.
Saban is short, Bert is fat, Freeze has beaver teeth, McElwain has butter teeth, Mullen is a hunchback, Muschamp is a raging psychopath, Miles is verbally and chronistically retarded, Sumlin is an alcoholic, Butch is a lesbian...
So what the hell is wrong with Barry Odom? I don't know the answer, because honestly I have no idea what he looks like.
This post was edited on 9/21/16 at 8:38 pm
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Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:39 pm to genro
He's from Oklahoma.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:41 pm to genro
Who?
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:44 pm to genro
I was told that I would find out who this guy is this year. I simply don't know yet. Maybe I'll find out later in the season.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:45 pm to genro
Why do we keep talking about South Carolinas old basketball coach?
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:45 pm to genro
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Miles is verbally and chronistically retarded
I can't speak for the rest, but you killed it on this one.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:46 pm to genro
I think he was married to the ugly kardashian for awhile and OD'd on bath salts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:46 pm to genro
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:47 pm to genro
He bald
This post was edited on 9/21/16 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:49 pm to genro
How about Kirby? What's his defect?
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:51 pm to genro
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So what the hell is wrong with Barry Odom?
The correct answer is his hair. Or lack thereof.
He should shave it and be done.
The good news is, he almost always wears a hat.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:54 pm to genro
He enjoys losing.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 8:55 pm to genro
Not really any major physical defect. Probably just a shitty coach like Stoops.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:00 pm to genro
He looks like a chode
Posted on 9/21/16 at 9:54 pm to genro
He has no defect. He is a man's man with a chin chiseled from pure granite.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:27 pm to genro
Wait...what the hell happened to Gary Pinkel?
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:40 pm to genro
I can't spot any glaring physical defects but look guys he's a coach at Missouri. That's bad enough let's just leave him alone.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 10:49 pm to genro
One of his sons is named James Trump Odom. The guy is a fricking winner.
As far as I can tell, his full name is Barry Odom. So his initials are BO, which is kinda bad.
As far as I can tell, his full name is Barry Odom. So his initials are BO, which is kinda bad.
Posted on 9/21/16 at 11:41 pm to genro
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:25 am to genro
He looks like a big toe.
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