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Quotes about Starkville by a highly respected coach

Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:53 pm
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:53 pm
Starkville is an Indian word for trailer park.

A tornado ripped through Starkville and did $1 million worth of improvements.

When you check into your hotel in Starkville, make sure to ask for a room without a view.

At the Starkville High School dances, the school provides daycare.

The population of Starkville never changes. Girl gets pregnant, guy leaves town.


-Skip
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:55 pm to
*taps microphone


And what's the deal with airline food?
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14176 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:56 pm to
Magnify all that by 100 times and you have Baton Rouge.
Posted by Hailstate8
Member since Aug 2014
286 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:08 pm to
Can we please remind some of the morons on here that it's football season now? Why are there still so many damn off-season threads?
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6025 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:11 pm to
There's only one beauty parlor in starkville and it only gives estimates.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32516 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Starkville is an Indian word for trailer park.

And poor old Skip misquoted the stolen quote. "Oktibbeha is an Indian word for trailer park." Just how "Indian" does Starkville sound to you?
Posted by MNW
Starkville, MS
Member since Mar 2015
1838 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 2:24 pm to
Posted by AshLSU
Member since Nov 2015
12868 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 3:48 pm to
In Soviet Starkville, football does you.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 3:54 pm to
Admittedly "Starkville" is an ugly-arse sounding word. "Starkville" is not pretty sounding like "Pleasant Valley" or "Robinston" or Cherry Dunes or something. And it isn't awesomely tough sounding like "Eagles-nest" or "Grand Junction," or "Tuscaloosa."

But consider that "Baton Rouge" means red dick in Frenchish. I mean, who would name a town "red dick?" Did someone watch porn while eating a corndog smothered in ketchup? Or did someone go after their mother at the wrong time?

Why did that town get named "red dick?" it is one of the worlds great mysteries.
Posted by TaxmanMSU
a glasscase of emotion
Member since Oct 2012
4217 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

A tornado ripped through Starkville and did $1 million worth of improvements.


This made me chuckle I'll admit.
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17542 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 5:55 pm to
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geauxnavybeatbama


LSU is my 2nd favorite team and I definitely do not like what some in the State fandom have tried to do to Ole Miss.....but this was not only weak but old.....you could do better with little effort.
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:20 pm to
You can call me ray

Or you can call me jay

Or you can call me ray jay
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