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The Crimson Tide is Worldwide

Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:07 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:07 pm


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A Muslim Palestinian walked into Jerusalem and opened a store called “Alabama – The Heart of Dixie.”


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This is where the Old and New Testaments were born. It is where the Quran played an important role. It is where the Torah was penned. It is also where a storeowner named Hani Imam says, “Roll Tide,” as many as 50 times a day.

Among stores filled with Jewish menorahs, Christian olivewood crosses and Muslim prayer rugs, Imam’s store, named “Alabama – The Heart of Dixie,” stands out. The store is filled with trinkets, from silver and gold jewelry to olivewood crosses to framed Roman glass fragments to ancient coins.




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This post was edited on 1/24/16 at 1:41 pm
Posted by MCSquared16
Member since Jan 2009
3399 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:08 pm to
"The Heart of Dixie"

#triggered
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:11 pm to
Going to get suicide bombed, but the muzzie will shout War Eagle instead of snackbar.
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:16 pm to
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Posted by Shakita Bonita
5-0
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:17 pm to
MOAR FAP THREADS PLS
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60329 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:22 pm to
Probably a white trash POS
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36754 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:23 pm to
It's a fight for the holy land

Posted by TigerNSac
Sacramento
Member since Oct 2008
592 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:24 pm to
Is he an Alabama grad?
It just seems strange to name a business that way without any connection to the university.

Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
49189 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:25 pm to
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Tuscaloosa


Over 11000 posts

I bet at least 10000 are threads you have started about bama on the rant
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:44 pm to
Why is this surprising when the majority of Bama fans never went past than 8th grade let alone attended Alabama?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55240 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 1:55 pm to
In a truly global move, bet he sells Tide
Magic carpets don't just clean themselves (contrary to popular belief)

Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
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61199 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 2:14 pm to
RA'd ~ wrong board.
Posted by VVega
Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
5770 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 2:26 pm to
That's pretty cool actually. Funny how people here start asking for his education history without even reading the article.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 1/24/16 at 3:16 pm to
Unfortunately it is....once a month, men have to deal with that awful crimson tide with their women...worldwide. Changing them into a completely different creature
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
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Posted on 1/24/16 at 3:18 pm to
Print the bomb vests
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
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Posted on 1/24/16 at 3:37 pm to
Opening up a whole new recruiting area for Saban.
Posted by JohnDalyDrunkFest
Texas
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Posted on 1/24/16 at 4:31 pm to
So the disease has reached pandemic levels...
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
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Posted on 1/24/16 at 5:04 pm to
Would he be willing to trade two goats for a camel?
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
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Posted on 1/24/16 at 5:07 pm to
Roll L'Chaim!
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