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GET YOUR MIND RIGHT: tNCG Edition
Posted on 1/10/16 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 1/10/16 at 11:57 pm
It's time.
Our opponent is talented. They are undefeated. They have a spectacular quarterback and few weaknesses.
I don't fricking care.
These SEC-wannabe cocksuckers don't know what is about to hit them. And what is their response? To talk shite.
Meanwhile A'Shawn Robinson, Jon Allen, Jarran Reed, Reggie Ragland, Tim Williams, and Ryan Anderson are nothing but business. Deadly business. These freaks of nature smell blood in the water and they are ready to rip open some Tiger flesh.
That reminds me. They are THE frickING TIGERS. They proudly wear a horrible shade of ORANGE. They have weird, cultish traditions. They have no tradition yet talk like they are a blue blood. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Eddie Jackson is due for an interception. Minkah Fitzpatrick is due for an interception. Hell, Dillon fricking Vanilla Ice Lee is due for an interception. Watson is going to make it rain INTs as he is running for his life from Tim Williams & Co
And then there's Jake "Jay" Coker.
Coker Deep Ball is about to go fricking off. Sparty thought they could stop Henry and Alabama would crumble. Oh, that didn't work out too well, did it? Focus on Henry and Coker will tear you to shreds. Play the pass and Henry will give you a complimentary colonoscopy. So what do you do? I would just give up, but then again, I went to the University of Alabama, and our academic standards make Clemson's look like a fricking community college in Tallahassee.
So strap up, men (and our few women). This is the motherfricking dance. #16. We will not be denied.
What does this game mean to you?
GET YOUR MIND RIGHT.
Our opponent is talented. They are undefeated. They have a spectacular quarterback and few weaknesses.
I don't fricking care.
These SEC-wannabe cocksuckers don't know what is about to hit them. And what is their response? To talk shite.
Meanwhile A'Shawn Robinson, Jon Allen, Jarran Reed, Reggie Ragland, Tim Williams, and Ryan Anderson are nothing but business. Deadly business. These freaks of nature smell blood in the water and they are ready to rip open some Tiger flesh.
That reminds me. They are THE frickING TIGERS. They proudly wear a horrible shade of ORANGE. They have weird, cultish traditions. They have no tradition yet talk like they are a blue blood. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Eddie Jackson is due for an interception. Minkah Fitzpatrick is due for an interception. Hell, Dillon fricking Vanilla Ice Lee is due for an interception. Watson is going to make it rain INTs as he is running for his life from Tim Williams & Co
And then there's Jake "Jay" Coker.
Coker Deep Ball is about to go fricking off. Sparty thought they could stop Henry and Alabama would crumble. Oh, that didn't work out too well, did it? Focus on Henry and Coker will tear you to shreds. Play the pass and Henry will give you a complimentary colonoscopy. So what do you do? I would just give up, but then again, I went to the University of Alabama, and our academic standards make Clemson's look like a fricking community college in Tallahassee.
So strap up, men (and our few women). This is the motherfricking dance. #16. We will not be denied.
What does this game mean to you?
GET YOUR MIND RIGHT.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 12:10 am to alabamabuckeye
I WANT TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL FOR YOU, COACH!!!
Seriously.
frick teams wearing orange.
frick any and all tigers.
frick the haters.
frick the doubters.
WE ARE ALABAMA AND WE WILL NOT BE DENIED.
It is now officially Game Day - ROLL TIDE!
Seriously.
frick teams wearing orange.
frick any and all tigers.
frick the haters.
frick the doubters.
WE ARE ALABAMA AND WE WILL NOT BE DENIED.
It is now officially Game Day - ROLL TIDE!
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:55 am to BamaChick
Roll Tide ..Hope the defense shows out and the offense goes off tonight .. RMFT
Posted on 1/11/16 at 6:05 am to alabamabuckeye
I am so pumped! LETS DO IT!
Posted on 1/11/16 at 6:58 am to alabamabuckeye
Make their arse quit.
Make their arse quit
Make their arse quit
Posted on 1/11/16 at 10:37 am to alabamabuckeye
All the bench presses
All the squats
All the clings
All the 40's
All the rope work
All the sweat
All the tears
All the soreness
All the aches and pains
All the self-discipline
All the aggravation
All the hard work
All of everything over the last 7 months have led to this 60 minutes.
Great players get to this game, legendary players win it.
All the squats
All the clings
All the 40's
All the rope work
All the sweat
All the tears
All the soreness
All the aches and pains
All the self-discipline
All the aggravation
All the hard work
All of everything over the last 7 months have led to this 60 minutes.
Great players get to this game, legendary players win it.
This post was edited on 1/11/16 at 11:33 am
Posted on 1/11/16 at 11:33 am to BamaChick
Heck yeah, Bamachick! This old lady is in AZ representing!
Dang! I have seen WAY too much ugly orange!
:sec: :rolltide:
Dang! I have seen WAY too much ugly orange!
:sec: :rolltide:
Posted on 1/11/16 at 1:09 pm to Bama54
And this old lady is jealous of you!!
Have an awesome time and bring home Sweet #16!
Roll Tide!
Have an awesome time and bring home Sweet #16!
Roll Tide!
Posted on 1/11/16 at 1:10 pm to alabamabuckeye
Great. Thanks. This is JUST what I needed to continue my shift.
When I start to foam at the mouth and I keel over all stroked out because I can't yell and get pumped surely that's reason to leave work early.
When I start to foam at the mouth and I keel over all stroked out because I can't yell and get pumped surely that's reason to leave work early.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 1:37 pm to alabamabuckeye
Would you say... it's time to get SERIOUS?
Posted on 1/11/16 at 1:40 pm to Teague
My stomach is in knots over this game. Has me scared to death
Posted on 1/11/16 at 2:08 pm to bamaboy87
Buck up! and get your mind right. We are gonna ROLL!
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:08 pm to alabamabuckeye
Present and or accounted for! RTR!!
Posted on 1/11/16 at 6:01 pm to alabamabuckeye
This thread has got me more hype than anything else leading up to this game.
I hope we fricking embarrass those mouth breather step children.
Roll Mother fricking Tide
I hope we fricking embarrass those mouth breather step children.
Roll Mother fricking Tide
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