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Who will be the first Gamecock player Muschamp strangles to death

Posted on 12/8/15 at 8:50 am
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6222 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 8:50 am
My guess is it will be Deebo Samuel over a dropped pass on a third and long in the spring game. It was good knowing you Deebo.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 8:52 am to
It will be the first DL who messes up a play at practice and looks Muschamp in the eye and says, "But Whammy told us we should...." BOOOM, strangles to death.
Posted by TangipahoaTiger
Member since Nov 2013
1256 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 8:52 am to
Pharoh Cooper's leaving early right ?
Posted by crimsontater
Trenton GA
Member since Dec 2009
3929 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 8:55 am to
i see i'm not the only one fully expecting boom to go postal
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6222 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Pharoh Cooper's leaving early right ?


Is this a serious question?
Posted by icwiener
Member since Oct 2015
626 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 8:57 am to
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first Gamecock player Muschamp strangles to death


When this happens, look for a few more players to get strangled to death shortly thereafter. Boom going out with a boom.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25090 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 8:59 am to
If Boom wanted to wrap his hands around a cock, he could've gone to A&M, and done it without getting in trouble.
Posted by UpstateCock2007
Columbia, SC
Member since Mar 2009
7744 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:01 am to
I am going with David Williams... he has the Jarvis Giles syndrome where he likes to miss the hole, run right into the back of the O-lineman, and then fall down. I think Boom will strangle him first.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6222 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:05 am to
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I am going with David Williams...


Yeah but I have to give him a 3 / 10 on ease of strangle. He can be somewhat elusive when in the open field and has a thick neck. I think BOOM will sneak up on a younger one when they're not paying attention.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:07 am to
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If Boom wanted to wrap his hands around a cock, he could've gone to A&M, and done it without getting in trouble.
Posted by TangipahoaTiger
Member since Nov 2013
1256 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:07 am to
quote:

quote:
Pharoh Cooper's leaving early right ?


Is this a serious question?




Sorry buddy. He's the only South Carolina player I could think of.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:07 am to
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:08 am to
quote:

I am going with David Williams...


I think he's too fast for Boom to catch, same with Deebo. That's why I really think it would be a DL.
Posted by HerbEaverstinks
Member since Jan 2011
4503 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:08 am to

Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6222 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:13 am to
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That's why I really think it would be a DL.


Dante Sawyer would be my defensive candidate.
This post was edited on 12/8/15 at 9:15 am
Posted by CayceCock13
Braves / Hornets / Rams Fan
Member since Oct 2012
17553 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:13 am to
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But Whammy told us we should....


Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21596 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 9:29 am to
Elliott Fry...46% on FGs over 40 yards. He will miss a kick in the Spring Game and Boom will light him up.

Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15932 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 10:13 am to
Chris Lammons or Al Harris Jr. at CB.

Those guys suck dick and couldn't hit sand if they fell off a camel
This post was edited on 12/8/15 at 10:13 am
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 10:20 am to
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Al Harris Jr



Don't even expect this guy to crack the 3 deep in WM defense....

In fact he should prob go ahead and transfer.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
41986 posts
Posted on 12/8/15 at 10:27 am to
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Al Harris, Jr.


It is more likely that Boom will send Harris packing before he ever gets a chance to strangle him. The film room may not survive the process though.
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