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How many times have you thought to yourselves..

Posted on 11/30/15 at 12:14 am
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 12:14 am
..if I could just be a fly on the wall during one of chefs weekend hotel campaigns. well good news friend

(audio) merely listening to this will make you more stupid

Clearly I was fricking with her hard most of the time and irritated I had to speak to her before I could have some pussy. its only audio because I didnt want to startle the whore in her natural habitat by pointing the phone at her. and didnt realize I was sniffing so bad the whole time. sinus issues and whatnot

And TL;DL but whatever
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10031 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:27 am to
Mother fricking brilliant! !!!

We need this to be an ongoing series. "Tybee Time"

Please tell me this SoCal chick is at least a 7. Cause she's certainly not the brightest bulb in the kitchen.
Posted by Sandwich
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
5549 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:34 am to
I don't tell people I'm half shite!....lol...fricking gold man
Posted by Red&Black
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2013
1913 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:42 am to
Dude this is awesome please keep this stuff going.
Posted by SneakyWaff1es
Member since Nov 2012
3946 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:48 am to
Dude I couldn't even listen to that. Who in the frick goes back to some dude's hotel room to argue the difference between different flavored knee grows? And what kind of dumb count native American calls herself Indian then says her people are the smartest people on earth? Her people have known they weren't in India since like....forever.

I don't care what that hooker looked like. I'm way to old to go through that much stupid just for some pussy. You're a much more driven man than I.
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:50 am to
I'm just gonna call her Aunt Jemima.
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
4181 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:14 am to
is her name Cortina?
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:27 pm to
Next time record the main event.
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7909 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 8:01 pm to
She seems kind of annoying, no offense.

Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 8:17 pm to
You sound a little like south side Steve.
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