Your Favorite Steve Spurrier Quotes

Talking about Weurffel

"He's like a New Testament person. He gets slapped up side the face, and turns the other cheek and says, 'Lord, forgive them for they know not what they're doing.' I'm probably more of an Old Testament guy. You spear our guy in the earhole, we think we're supposed to spear you in the earhole. That's kind of where we're a little different."

On a fire at the Auburn athletic dorm that destroyed several books: "The real tragedy is, most of them hadn't been colored yet."

"You know what FSU stands for don't you? Free Shoes University."

"People can call me arrogant, cocky, whatever. At least they're not calling us losers anymore. If people like you too much, it's probably because they're beating you."

"I always sort of like playing Georgia in the second game, because you can always count on them having two or three key players suspended."

" If I had a defense like Hal Mumme has, I’d be trying [onside kicks] during every kickoff "

“I didn’t know Jadeveon’s car that could go that fast. He doesn’t have a pretty car like those FSU guys used to drive.”

“The Pope is 77 years old and he’s in charge of a billion people. All I have to do is put 11 on the field.”

"I've been a coach to play two quarterbacks. I can win with two. Nothing in the rule book that says you have to play with one."

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