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Memphis lady uses machete on intruder
Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:35 am
Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:35 am
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I found the video pretty funny.
I found the video pretty funny.
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Memphis police are searching for the person who tried to break into a home near Horn Lake Road. The victim fought back, cutting the intruder in the head with a machete.
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Nibley says she heard the intruder push her bed away from the wall. That's when she ran into the bedroom, armed with her machete.
"When I saw the top of the head come through [the window] and I got in there and started chopping with my machete and I chopped him on the head. He jumped back out the window, and he ran around the corner to the neighborhood," she said. "And I didn't have on any clothes, so I ran out the house kind of naked, and I thought about it and I ran back in house and put some clothes on. Then I ran back out the house to go chase him, and that's when the police showed up."
If she had been dressed, Nibley says she would have caught him.
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Posted on 1/7/15 at 5:41 am to UMTigerRebel
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:27 am to UMTigerRebel
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When I saw the top of the head come through [the window] and I got in there and started chopping with my machete and I chopped him on the head. He jumped back out the window
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:45 am to UMTigerRebel
Posted on 1/7/15 at 6:55 am to UMTigerRebel
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:03 am to UMTigerRebel
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Nibley says she heard the intruder push her bed away from the wall
Idiot intruder: hey let's break in but to make it more challenging, let's wake the bitch up and see what happens. Good for her.
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:09 am to diddydirtyAubie
I laugh thinking about her just chillin' in the front room naked. 
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:21 am to UMTigerRebel
Machete!!!! 
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:22 am to UMTigerRebel
Sean Taylor once tried this.
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:24 am to UMTigerRebel
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And I didn't have on any clothes, so I ran out the house kind of naked,
Pics?
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:30 am to Patton
My dad once tried this as well, but he was going after an armadillo. The machete just bounced off its shell. From what my mom said, he was naked while doing it.
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:34 am to UMTigerRebel
I've done a lot of things naked but chasing an armadillo ain't one of em
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:37 am to Agforlife
This happened in the middle of the night, and apparently my dad sleeps in the nude. Not a mental image I want to have in my head.
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:37 am to UMTigerRebel
Posted on 1/7/15 at 7:38 am to UMTigerRebel
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he was naked while doing it.
Belongs on the fetish thread probably.
Posted on 1/7/15 at 9:44 am to UMTigerRebel
Haha ... She's great. Bet no one fricks with her again after seeing this.
Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:07 am to UMTigerRebel
Good. For. Her.
Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:10 am to UMTigerRebel
He gon' die of tetanus
That looks like a lawnmower blade with duct tape on it
Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:13 am to UMTigerRebel
She calls her machete Rufus.
Posted on 1/7/15 at 10:26 am to Kentucker
That shirt says it all.. 
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