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Saban doesn't understand physics.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:50 pm
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@Charlie_Potter: Saban says Missouri QB Maty Mauk is faster than Auburn QB Nick Marshall. Not sure I agree with that, coach.
Or is a bigger troll than me.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:52 pm to BamaDoc14
Yeah fricking right, he doesn't understand something because Marshall is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast and Mauk is only faaaaaaaaaaast
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:52 pm to BamaDoc14
That's such a an awesome dig at Auburn. I hope he says something similar talking about Jameis before the semi-final.
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:52 pm to BamaDoc14
I think he meant Mauk prematurely ejaculates.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:55 pm to BamaDoc14
I thought this was going to be about Saban attempting to enter a f-250 without a ladder. Disappoint.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:57 pm to BamaDoc14
Pretty sure that's more of a subtle punch at AU than an endorsement for Maty. It looks like Saban is pumping up the Mizzou QB, but he's not in the same league as Marshall athletically.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 8:57 pm to BamaDoc14
Well, he does believe we play football on a triangle so this comes as no surprise to me.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 9:02 pm to BamaDoc14
Nick M. does slow down when he's on that hydro...
Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:15 pm to BamaDoc14
Well, he did call the field shape a triangle once.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:38 pm to BamaDoc14
QBs faster than Mauk in the SEC:
Marshall
Sims
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About the same:
Dobbs
Prescott
Driskel
Marshall
Sims
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About the same:
Dobbs
Prescott
Driskel
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