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Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:27 am
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:27 am
Has she been sighted since Saturday? I was so looking forward to her unique and colorful analysis concerning our upcoming match between the hedges.
Hope she's okay and shite.
Hope she's okay and shite.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:27 am to ohmdawg
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Hope she's okay and shite.
LSU lost so she is fine
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:29 am to ohmdawg
Probably shacked up with the ex girlfriend, drowning the sorrows.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:34 am to ohmdawg
I'm fine. Lsu lost so all is right in the world.
Btw, I was with my ex Saturday night into Sunday! Thanks for your concern!
Frick Reese dismukes and Ellis johnson
Btw, I was with my ex Saturday night into Sunday! Thanks for your concern!
Frick Reese dismukes and Ellis johnson
This post was edited on 11/10/14 at 10:35 am
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:37 am to td01241
it's so funny to see Auburn fans bitch about bad luck when, prior to this game, they'd had the most amazing run of luck in CFB history.
Last year:
They beat us because of a horrible missed horse collar that's probably called 75-80% of the time (this hardly counts as a miracle, but it still marked the beginning of their run).
They beat Georgia on that tipped 4th & a mile pass that probably falls incomplete 99.5% of the time, if not more often.
They beat Alabama after Bama missed a bevy of FGs and a kick six play that's so rare that you can't even describe it with percentages. It's not in the top .1 percent or whatever because it's never happened before and it probably will never happen as long as everybody on this board is alive. It stands completely alone.
This year, they beat Ole Miss because an excruciatingly painful freak injury happened on the one yard line and caused a fumble. That's pretty freaking rare too.
So yea. Ignoring all the missed holds that would have widened our margin, Auburn probably lost because of a bad snap, an unbelievably rare play. But, even though I don't believe in Karma or other supernatural shite, that play did feel like the universe was knocked back into normal alignment after 14 months of inexplicable black voodoo magic or something.
Last year:
They beat us because of a horrible missed horse collar that's probably called 75-80% of the time (this hardly counts as a miracle, but it still marked the beginning of their run).
They beat Georgia on that tipped 4th & a mile pass that probably falls incomplete 99.5% of the time, if not more often.
They beat Alabama after Bama missed a bevy of FGs and a kick six play that's so rare that you can't even describe it with percentages. It's not in the top .1 percent or whatever because it's never happened before and it probably will never happen as long as everybody on this board is alive. It stands completely alone.
This year, they beat Ole Miss because an excruciatingly painful freak injury happened on the one yard line and caused a fumble. That's pretty freaking rare too.
So yea. Ignoring all the missed holds that would have widened our margin, Auburn probably lost because of a bad snap, an unbelievably rare play. But, even though I don't believe in Karma or other supernatural shite, that play did feel like the universe was knocked back into normal alignment after 14 months of inexplicable black voodoo magic or something.
Posted on 11/10/14 at 10:50 am to Ash'sProstheticHand
Agreed.
I was happy the Auburn luck was beginning to equalize.
When it is all said and done, Muschamps tenure at Auburn will look a lot like Bowden's.
I was happy the Auburn luck was beginning to equalize.
When it is all said and done, Muschamps tenure at Auburn will look a lot like Bowden's.
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