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If Auburn was a sandwich
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:46 am
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:46 am
But they aren't a sandwich. They're a lousy fricking football team and they're entering THE VAUGHT WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE (italics for emphasis)
Your QB has a lazy eye. You haven't been able to replace Tre Mason, the one player on your roster over the past 4 years that Ole Miss really wanted. Daquille can't catch. Your linemen are fat. Your linebackers are slow. Your secondary can't see.
It's going to be a LANDSHARK FEEDING FRENZY this weekend AND YOU ARE THE BAIT
PAWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. If you were a sandwich, I would say frick THAT SANDWICH I'M NOT GONNA EAT IT BECAUSE frick AN AUBURN SANDWICH
Have a great Thursday.
Your QB has a lazy eye. You haven't been able to replace Tre Mason, the one player on your roster over the past 4 years that Ole Miss really wanted. Daquille can't catch. Your linemen are fat. Your linebackers are slow. Your secondary can't see.
It's going to be a LANDSHARK FEEDING FRENZY this weekend AND YOU ARE THE BAIT
PAWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. If you were a sandwich, I would say frick THAT SANDWICH I'M NOT GONNA EAT IT BECAUSE frick AN AUBURN SANDWICH
Have a great Thursday.
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Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:47 am to sorantable
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AUBURN SANDWICH
gross
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:48 am to sorantable
You really suck at this.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:49 am to sorantable
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PAWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. If you were a sandwich, I would say frick THAT SANDWICH I'M NOT GONNA EAT IT BECAUSE frick AN AUBURN SANDWICH
This
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:49 am to sorantable
I think only the home team's dreams go there to die? Someone hook me up with a source on this one.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:49 am to sorantable
Meh.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:50 am to sorantable
So Ole Miss is the fish.
Auburn is the bait.
Who is the fisher?
Auburn is the bait.
Who is the fisher?
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:50 am to sorantable
I'm thinking a good MLT.
You know, mutton, lettuce, and tomato where the tomatoes are real ripe, and the mutton is nice an lean. Ugh, delicious.
You know, mutton, lettuce, and tomato where the tomatoes are real ripe, and the mutton is nice an lean. Ugh, delicious.
This post was edited on 10/30/14 at 8:52 am
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:51 am to PrivatePublic
That's where the story ends.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:51 am to sorantable
We have a rival waiting list. We'll add you just behind MSU, Arky, USC and Vandy, but just ahead of aTm and Mizzou.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:52 am to Luvstoospooge
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I think only the home team's dreams go there to die? Someone hook me up with a source on this one.
Eli Tripped
This post was edited on 10/30/14 at 8:53 am
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:52 am to WDE24
Motherfricker, don't flatter yourself. We don't need another rival. It's just game week.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:52 am to PrivatePublic
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So Ole Miss is the fish.
Auburn is the bait.
Who is the fisher?
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:52 am to sorantable
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sorantable
Melt: Day 6
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:53 am to FreeWillie
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Melt: Day 6
what?
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:53 am to WDE24
Auburn 300+ rushing yards. Bo Wallace 4+ douche-tastic moments.
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:53 am to easy money
but what kind of cheese?
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:54 am to sorantable
This is sad and pathetic much like the landmass football program
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:55 am to easy money
Auburn by 10!
Posted on 10/30/14 at 8:55 am to sorantable
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