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Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:44 pm to
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 10/16/14 at 11:44 pm to
This thread gave me lulz.

I'm a sucker for dumb jokes. And of course stonehog is a fig.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
13089 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:57 am to
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of a door?
Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a grill?
Frank
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10213 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 5:37 am to
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10882 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Whats the difference between riding a moped and fricking a fat girl?




Answer: Both are fun but you dont want your friends to see you do it.



You might want to practice that one a few more times before open mic night.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140067 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 11:56 am to
The School once held a contest for kids. The theme of the contest was, 'The Nicest Thing My Father Did For Me'....


The Winning kid said, "NOT WEARING A CONDOM"...
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140067 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 11:57 am to
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?


A mechanic
Posted by InThroughTheOutDore
Middle TN
Member since Nov 2008
7391 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:02 pm to
What did the zen Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?


"Make me One with everything."
Posted by Ishmael
Member since Oct 2014
865 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:07 pm to
Nick Saban

(hope no one has said that one yet)
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:32 pm to
So a couple is having sex, and the guy goes "oh baby, I am about to cum inside of you"

The chick says, "thats a little presumptuous"

The guy responds, "Thats a pretty big word for a 13 year old"

Posted by Themole
Palatka Florida
Member since Feb 2013
5557 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:56 pm to
What do you call a swimmer with no arms or legs?

BOB
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:03 pm to
Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at a University of Louisville wedding?

A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:21 pm to
A pedophile and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods at night.

Boy: Do you think there are any monsters out here?
Pedophile: I hope not, I've got to walk back alone!
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

A pedophile and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods at night.

Boy: Do you think there are any monsters out here?
Pedophile: I hope not, I've got to walk back alone!


Thats weird. the first time I heard my joke, someone told that right after.
Posted by DaBama
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2011
1657 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:41 pm to
What do you call a midget psychic that's wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 1:46 pm to
Whoa
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10213 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

A pedophile and an 8 year old boy are walking through the woods at night.

Boy: Do you think there are any monsters out here?
Pedophile: I hope not, I've got to walk back alone!


Pedophiles are fricking immature assholes.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:24 pm to
That one took me a minute, and now I can't tell anyone here why I'm laughing.
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21771 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 2:24 pm to
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says "I can't believe we just blew 20 bucks in there."
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
28734 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 3:07 pm to
Wright Thompson.
Posted by haveagreatday
TN
Member since Jun 2008
538 posts
Posted on 10/17/14 at 3:14 pm to
Why cant women pee first thing in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
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