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Could you longterm date an 8.5 or 9 who holds her fork or spoon overhanded?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:28 am
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:28 am
Rules:
-Cute girl, a solid 8.5-9
-You'd have to take her out with your friends or family to publicly eat 3 times a week.
-She holds her fork or spoon overhanded 100% of the time and can't change no matter what you say.
(photo for example)
-Cute girl, a solid 8.5-9
-You'd have to take her out with your friends or family to publicly eat 3 times a week.
-She holds her fork or spoon overhanded 100% of the time and can't change no matter what you say.
(photo for example)
This post was edited on 10/16/14 at 8:47 am
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:29 am to Stacked
Yes. It would be annoying but I would eventually get over it
This post was edited on 10/16/14 at 8:32 am
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:32 am to Crowknowsbest
Sure....just don't let her eat when you go out. Tell your friends she has ebola and isn't hungry at the moment 
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:35 am to Stacked
Of course
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:36 am to Wtodd
For the record, I wouldn't be able to handle something like this. Possibly short term. Not long term. It would wear me down. When it got to the point of the relationship when other things start to get annoying this would be a huge annoying fricking thing.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:39 am to Stacked
Probably not. I broke up with a 9 for something way less trivial.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:41 am to Stacked
Can you get around this by just going to places where you eat with your hands?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:45 am to Eric Nies Grind Time
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Can you get around this by just going to places where you eat with your hands?
That got an irl lol out of me. I never thought about that. Dumb around the surroundings around your 9 girl. Have everyone lose their forks, hahaha.
But no unfortunately, the rule is she eats with the fork overhanded 100% of the time.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:47 am to Stacked
I think the having other people around would be too embarrassing for me to handle. If I could make it past a couple of dates I could do it...but I doubt I could.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:48 am to Stacked
You mean like Ellie May on The Beverly Hillbillies?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:05 am to Stacked
srsly?
Where'd you get this bitch? Wal*Marks beer aisle?
Where'd you get this bitch? Wal*Marks beer aisle?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:09 am to Stacked
Smacking is the only thing I couldn't overcome if she's an 8+.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:22 am to Hardy_Har
Smacking is pretty disgusting.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:26 am to Stacked
No, because I would assume she had the mental capacity of a 4 year old and I would feel like a pederast.
Also, does this apply to spoons in the case of soup, cereal, etc, too?
Also, does this apply to spoons in the case of soup, cereal, etc, too?
This post was edited on 10/16/14 at 9:27 am
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:26 am to Stacked
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Smacking is pretty disgusting.
If I'm at a party, house dinner, anywhere not in public I will look the smacker in the face and get up from the table. Go eat outside, in the living room, stand up and eat etc.
I'm very tolerable but if you sound like someone slamming snot in a truck tailgate when you eat I hate your guts.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:30 am to crispyUGA
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Also, does this apply to spoons in the case of soup, cereal, etc, too?
Yes. Forks and Spoons. Overhanded. 100% of the time.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:31 am to Stacked
Like a shovel..
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:35 am to Stacked
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Yes. Forks and Spoons. Overhanded. 100% of the time.
Then 100% yes, because she likely slurps like a son of a bitch if she overhands a soup spoon.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:50 am to Stacked
take the sloot to sushi. bitchez love sushi.
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