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I want to hurt Arkansas.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:15 pm
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:15 pm
*Let it be known I am not, or will not be advocating the injury of any players of the upcoming game.
I want to hurt them psychologically. I want to dash whatever glimmer of hope they have as to the skill of their team. I want to send them back to the cellar of the SEC and for their children to develop Stockholm Syndrome and wear the banner of their victor like bastards begging for their father's name.
I fear for Arkansan women and the wrath they will face as they go to work at Dollar General or Waffle House on Monday with blackened eyes. Please understand that your cousbands don't know any other method of dealing with humiliation than violence - like chimps at the zoo.
Then, once order is restored and the college football universe finds equilibrium (that means things is normal), we can go back to being old SWC allies and I'll root for you as one roots for a special olympics pole vaulter with cancer.
That being said, I think y'all are going to give us a good game on Saturday.
I want to hurt them psychologically. I want to dash whatever glimmer of hope they have as to the skill of their team. I want to send them back to the cellar of the SEC and for their children to develop Stockholm Syndrome and wear the banner of their victor like bastards begging for their father's name.
I fear for Arkansan women and the wrath they will face as they go to work at Dollar General or Waffle House on Monday with blackened eyes. Please understand that your cousbands don't know any other method of dealing with humiliation than violence - like chimps at the zoo.
Then, once order is restored and the college football universe finds equilibrium (that means things is normal), we can go back to being old SWC allies and I'll root for you as one roots for a special olympics pole vaulter with cancer.
That being said, I think y'all are going to give us a good game on Saturday.
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Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:16 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
I hope Arkansas wrecks your bumholes so I can stop hearing about how fricking awesome you guys are.
That's just me, though.
That's just me, though.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:19 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
I actually think they'll give y'all a run for your money
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:19 pm to rbWarEagle
But that's none of your business.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:19 pm to Weagle25
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I actually think they'll give y'all a run for your money
I wouldn't be surprised. Hence my parting sentence.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:19 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
You may want, yet you never will.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:25 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
That was adorable 
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:26 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
Eat shite.
Between LSU & A&M I barely have enough room now in my heart for my Ole Miss hatred.
Mizzou, take a number.
Between LSU & A&M I barely have enough room now in my heart for my Ole Miss hatred.
Mizzou, take a number.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:31 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
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cousbands
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:34 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
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once order is restored
we lead you guys 41-26 all time... the only thing being restored on Saturday is Arkansas's dominance over your sorry asses
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:39 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
You're annoyed with hearing how good we are? How do you think everyone feels about auburn after watching y'all bassackwards luck your way into the natty only to break the streak?
We've had a good start to the season, who cares. We're picked 5th in the west and ranters still don't think we finish in the top 3 of the division (per threads on rant right now).
We've had a good start to the season, who cares. We're picked 5th in the west and ranters still don't think we finish in the top 3 of the division (per threads on rant right now).
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:41 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
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LoneStarRodAndRifle
Since it's what's doin' all the talkin', hand me one of dem Lone Stars you're drinkin', so I can decide if it's tellin' me the same story it's tellin' you.
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:45 pm to LoneStarRodAndRifle
Swigging from the jar a little early
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:47 pm to Porky
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Since it's what's doin' all the talkin', hand me one of dem Lone Stars you're drinkin', so I can decide if it's tellin' me the same story it's tellin' you.
Lonestar tells no stories, lol
Posted on 9/21/14 at 11:51 pm to Nguyening
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Lonestar tells no stories, lol
Oh...but it does talk. Especially the long neck ones.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 3:06 am
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:27 am to LoneStarRodAndRifle
bow peasant
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:28 am to TheAggiesOverlord
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:31 am to TheAggiesOverlord
Lat pls
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:32 am to LoneStarRodAndRifle
Woo Pig Sooieee. I don't ever pull for the Hogs but I would love to see them kick some Aggie arse this weekend.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:32 am to TheAggiesOverlord
Dammit, Lat
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