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re: Updyke might find himself in jail again...
Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:14 am to trackem
Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:14 am to trackem
Auburn will never see any money from Harvey. He doesnt have any. I do however have a creative way he can serve his time.
Auburn Agricultural department has cloned the trees. They are now available for sale directly from the AU Ag department online.
I think Harveys restitution should be to work at the Ag department on thursdays and fridays during football season loading the trees into people vehicles.
Auburn Agricultural department has cloned the trees. They are now available for sale directly from the AU Ag department online.
I think Harveys restitution should be to work at the Ag department on thursdays and fridays during football season loading the trees into people vehicles.
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Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:16 am to Pavoloco83
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I think Harveys restitution should be to work at the Ag department on thursdays and fridays during football season loading the trees into people vehicles.
I like this idea. If he ever misses a shift or causes trouble, he will wear full auburn gear and attend their next pep rally in handcuffs.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:18 am to RECConspiracy
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That completely falls in line with the behavior of even the most reasonable Auburn fan. THEY are the ones who call us Updykes. THEY are the ones that comment on his every move. THEY are the ones keeping the reporters writing stories about him because they can't help but click on the link.
bama fans ask for autographs and pictures. bama fans ask that he show up for charity events.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:19 am to RECConspiracy
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100% SPOT ON
No one is disagreeing that you guys would love for him to disapear. But it's not going to happen. It wasn't an auburn fan/promoter that tired to bring him out for a charity event.
So no it's not 100% spot on.
Sorry you've got a massive dipshit that fans chid you about calling you updykes. Quit getting bent about it and just let it roll off.
The myth some of you try to create that auburn fans would prefer to have the trees poisoned just so we can mock bama fans is silly, you guys do plenty of other stupid arse shite that we can mock that didn't require destruction of our property.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:20 am to Crimson Legend
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attend their next pep rally in handcuffs.
no thanks.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:27 am to Pavoloco83
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I think Harveys restitution should be to work at the Ag department on thursdays and fridays during football season loading the trees into people vehicles.
Great idea but he'd get jumped eventually. The courts could never order him to do something so clearly dangerous.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:32 am to DoreonthePlains
I am sure the same Aubs that stalked Alabama football players taking down license plate numbers can tell you Harvey's whereabouts at any given time.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 9:39 am to JuiceTerry
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That dude is a proud citizen of Louisiana
Maybe we can get him to poison the oak trees in The Grove.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:11 am to DoreonthePlains
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Great idea but he'd get jumped eventually. The courts could never order him to do something so clearly dangerous.
No he wouldnt.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:15 am to MontanaTiger
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Maybe we can get him to poison the oak trees in The Grove.
I laughed out loud at this one.
We'll dress him in khakis, blue blazer, and a baseball cap, and nobody will notice anything.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:17 am to Crimson Legend
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We'll dress him in khakis, blue blazer
you see the way this man shows up for court...even his sunday best couldn't pass in the grove.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:20 am to Porky
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If Updyke can't pay the money, he should take the initiative to make restitution by planting Live Oaks and various other trees across Alabama and the South.
Harvey Appleseed
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:30 am to fontell
Updyke is the gift that keeps on giving for Auburn fans. They secretly love it.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:39 am to trackem
They should just lock him up now. He'll never pay back $800k.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:42 am to crimsonsaint
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They should just lock him up now. He'll never pay back $800k.
If they did then Auburn fans couldn't rush to print headlines about Harvey not paying up.
Auburn fans are quite good at dragging up a mentally unstable stooge to make Bama look bad. Its not a secret.
This post was edited on 9/11/14 at 10:43 am
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:50 am to inthemorning
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Auburn fans are quite good at dragging up a mentally unstable stooge to make Bama look bad. Its not a secret.
As if...let's see "Ho' over the top", "tea bagger", etc. You guys don't need us to help drag out a damn thing to make yourselves look mentally unstable/Bad. Nice try though.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:52 am to inthemorning
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Auburn fans are quite good at dragging up a mentally unstable stooge to make Bama look bad. Its not a secret.
quite producing them and we'd have nothing to say.
It's cute when you guys try to play the victim because your fans are absurd.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:54 am to trackem
I say we set up a fund to help him pay it off. I mean after it was just trees...What do you say fellas?
Posted on 9/11/14 at 10:56 am to Number1Gump
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I say we set up a fund to help him pay it off.
careful, i think previously in this thread it was suggested that auburn fans said Alabama fans would do this.
I'm all for any social welfare bama fans want to dole out for this unstable coot.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 11:03 am to piggidyphish
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careful, i think previously in this thread it was suggested that auburn fans said Alabama fans would do this. I'm all for any social welfare bama fans want to dole out for this unstable coot.
I actually feel a little sorry for him. It was stupid but I'm not sure it was worth jail time AND 3/4 million dollars.
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