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re: Jerry Jones sued for finger-banging stripper
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:05 pm to ChiTownBammer
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:05 pm to ChiTownBammer
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Don't act like she couldn't have been there for one thing and he decided he wanted it to go further.
I'll admit that it is a possibility but I'm having a hard time believing they were just some gal pals he paid to shoot the shite with him.
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:05 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Pretty much
I guess Johnny Football taught y'all a thing or two about date rape while he was down there. Kudos.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:07 pm to ChiTownBammer
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date rape
It's not rape if they can't say no.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:08 pm to Roger Klarvin
It's good to be the king
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:08 pm to HempHead
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I'll admit that it is a possibility but I'm having a hard time believing they were just some gal pals he paid to shoot the shite with him.
I don't think they were there to discuss the weather. But maybe they were drinking and stuff and down for a little fun. Again, that doesn't mean they want some old fart digging around in their snatch, necessarily.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:11 pm to ChiTownBammer
Well, I don't think they were there as a result of Jerry's charm and wit. I would guess that they had some sort of verbal contract for services rendered.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:13 pm to HempHead
JJ is a douchebag and will never change 
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:14 pm to HempHead
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I would guess that they had some sort of verbal contract for services rendered.
And maybe that agreement didn't include forcible digital intrusion. Maybe she was on the rag and didn't wanna go there. I don't know why people wanna vehemently defend a piece of dogshit like Jerry Jones simply because it involves his "getting pussy."
This post was edited on 9/9/14 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:14 pm to ChiTownBammer
Because he is a true Alpha OT baller and you are a Beta homo.
This post was edited on 9/9/14 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:14 pm to ChiTownBammer
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So that automatically means she wanted some obnoxious old coot digitally penetrating her?
Yeah, a reasonable person would assume an escort would provide 3rd base services. Regardless, her previous fricking for pay past won't garner much pity from a jury. I'm sure she's had worse up her vag that she didn't want there than an old pair of fingers.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:15 pm to ChiTownBammer
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And maybe that agreement didn't include forcible digital intrusion.
Maybe, maybe not.
The timeline for litigation makes me suspicious of her claims, honestly.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:15 pm to AUBO2007
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JJ is a douchebag and will never change
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That's the post that made you lose your virginity?
Solid
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:19 pm to td01241
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Because he is a true Alpha OT baller and you are a Beta homo.
Yeah, he's real "baller." Right on. And I'm a homo cause I don't think fingering some ugly skank in a men's room that you couldn't get unless you were a billionaire is the epitome of ballerness.
Make sure and drop by the house when you're making your obligatory tour of the neighborhood to inform everyone of your moving in.
Mettenberger says hi.
This post was edited on 9/9/14 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:20 pm to ChiTownBammer
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And I'm a homo cause I don't think fingering some ugly skank in a men's room that you couldn't get unless you were a billionaire is the epitome of ballerness.
You're not a homo but the latter is pretty baller.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:22 pm to HempHead
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but the latter is pretty baller
So fingering two drunk sluts from the Waffle House is baller now when you're a billionaire?
You're telling me a lot of dudes couldn't have gotten chicks like that without a billion or two?
This post was edited on 9/9/14 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:24 pm to ChiTownBammer
Jerry has you right where he wants you, giving all kinds of fricks when he gives zero. Sorry for partying.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:24 pm to ChiTownBammer
Everything is baller when you're a billionaire.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:24 pm to Roger Klarvin
It's Jerruh's world. We just living in it.
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:25 pm to ChiTownBammer
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ChiTownBammer
Draconian Sanctions alter?
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:26 pm to td01241
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Sorry for partying.
You'll understand when I respectfully don't attend your party. I prefer fingering chicks that won't sue me 5 years down the road.
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