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re: Fitty Shades Of Grey
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:40 pm to 3nOut
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:40 pm to 3nOut
Here are some excerpts from the book.
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I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Dan Mullen-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.
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He leans down and kisses me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside me, his thumb circling and pressing. His other hand scoops my hair off my head and holds my head in place. His tongue mirrors the actions of his fingers, claiming me. My legs begin to stiffen as I push against his hand. He gentles his hand, so I’m brought back from the brink ... I come instantly again and again, falling apart beneath him … then I’m building again … I climax anew, calling out his name, Dan Mullen.
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Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down. Up and down like a whores’ drawers, my subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go. Dan Mullen squirts baby oil into his hand and then rubs my behind with careful tenderness.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:44 pm to DanMullins4Life
Da Moffan Man IS every girl's fantasy.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:48 pm to UMTigerRebel
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My husband benefitted from me reading them.
Good. Lots of women are afraid of their sexuality. I hope he beat the kitty up.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:50 pm to DanMullins4Life
I forgot how she called herself a goddess every two seconds. So unattractive.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 3:16 pm to DanMullins4Life
Major mop up duty in the theaters on Valentine's Day
Posted on 7/25/14 at 3:52 pm to NIH
I get super freaky in the bedroom. When I set shite in motion, I start telling my wife crazy shite like:
"How do you like that, bitch? You like my Devil dick? Yeah you do you filthy animal [smack her arse hard a couple of times]. The Devil's gonna cum soon. You feel that Devil dick throbbing?"
It gets fricking crazy and usually I spend a couple of days in Confession repenting. My wife seems to dig it though, soooo...
"How do you like that, bitch? You like my Devil dick? Yeah you do you filthy animal [smack her arse hard a couple of times]. The Devil's gonna cum soon. You feel that Devil dick throbbing?"
It gets fricking crazy and usually I spend a couple of days in Confession repenting. My wife seems to dig it though, soooo...
This post was edited on 7/25/14 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 7/25/14 at 5:46 pm to DanMullins4Life
I hate myself for clicking this thread. But I hate myself even more for trying to figure out who is in this pic. The glasses is Gus Malzahn, right? But who's the other guy?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:22 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Lots of women are afraid of their sexuality.
This.
There is nothing more awesome than a woman comfortable with her sexuality and really being open minded about it. It's amazing how every woman is so different in bed...it's what makes it so hard to be loyal to one woman. I'm just fascinated by it and want to experience all of them (that are attractive, of course).
Posted on 7/25/14 at 8:34 pm to dawg4lyfe
Now we know why Dan Mullin has no neck!!!!!!!
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:36 pm to Sleeping Tiger
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The book series is crap, and I'm sure the movie will be doubly as crappy.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:40 pm to Roger Klarvin
No doubt, Mullins wife is into some serious shite...stuff we cant even imagine...I mean shite like having sex with mediocre, middle of the road coaches that have no neck! Freaky bitch!
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