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re: You just won a free boat ride, which 2 SEC Football coaches do you take?

Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13452 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:12 pm to
BERT and anybody. B/c fat
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:30 pm to
Wouldn't everyone choose Miles and OBC?
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18628 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:32 pm to
Les
OBC

laughs a second....
Posted by tigahbait62
Da Booty Club
Member since Nov 2009
1788 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:51 pm to
Miles and spurrier
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10586 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:55 pm to
Bert for the off-chance we crash and require food for the next year.

Spurrier just because I think he'd be a cool dude to drink a beer with. Plus, he's got that old man knowledge to keep us alive.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42752 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:57 pm to
Jones for the energy/fun and Miles because he'll say anything. All that would make for a fun ride.

Close runners-up: I'd also be happy to substitute either Spurrier or Saban to pair with one of the above picks but not both at the same time.
Posted by MenloDawg
Member since Jan 2010
6719 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:03 pm to
Does it really need to be free? Spurrier drinks Coors and Miles eats grass. I could fit that bill and have plenty left over for myself.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:20 pm to
I'd take Les Miles in one seat and a keg of beer in the second seat.

If I can add a living coach that formerly coached in the SEC, I'd flip a coin between John L Smith and Joe Kines. I'd laugh from launch to dock.

If it were for the stories, though, I'd go with Gene Stallings and Vince Dooley.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:22 pm to
Free? Mullen and Stoops, of course. Those poor dears are the lowest-paid CFB coaches in the SEC. I'll just pick them up from the soup kitchen and take them out for a very special afternoon. Afterwards, I'll buy them ice-cream and tell them stories about all the wonderful places they could go see if they weren't stuck in the football ghetto.
Posted by Spider John
Nola
Member since Apr 2014
974 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:23 pm to
spurrier and miles. (bert would probably sink the boat, but would make a good floating device)
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:53 pm to
I'm changing my choices. I will take Windy Thees, Ole Miss softball coach:


And Roxanne Acree, Director of Volleyball Operations at Tennessee:


Come aboard, Coaches. Clothing optional.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29198 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:55 pm to
Steve Spurrier and Les Miles. If you say differently, you're a fricking dweeb.
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:56 pm to
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Posted by GratefulTiger
Member since Dec 2003
1567 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:47 pm to
I'd take Pinkel to get piss arse drunk then smoke a joint with Sumlin afterwards
Posted by Tds & Beer
TOT DAT MOFAN~DRIP DRIP~Bunty Pls
Member since Sep 2009
23860 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 11:49 pm to
Les & OBC. Any other answer is dumb.
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25901 posts
Posted on 7/17/14 at 8:29 am to
Mike Bobo and Will Muschamp. They have quite the reputation from their days as undergrads at UGA.
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