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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:24 am to UMRealist
Pretty sure she knows that men poop. I really dont see the issue here, just ask to use the toilet.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:32 am to Roger Klarvin
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Pretty sure she knows that men poop. I really dont see the issue here, just ask to use the toilet.
Yeah, but what if it's explosive? I hate when they make a bunch of noise. That's why I'm getting a heavy door for my bathroom when I move.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:33 am to UMRealist
Haven't been with a new girl in 9 years. I'm useless here.
But maybe you should invest in some Poo-Pouri and carry it around with you?
But maybe you should invest in some Poo-Pouri and carry it around with you?
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:40 am to Wanderin Reb
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But maybe you should invest in some Poo-Pouri and carry it around with you?
I'm not sure French is your strong suit.
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:41 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Worst case scenario just turn on the faucet while you fire one off real quick.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:44 am to Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:46 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I'm not sure French is your strong suit
Actually, that's the name of a scented post-defecation product marketed towards women. I swear to God
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:47 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:47 am to TbirdSpur2010
He's been in Mexico too long ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:47 am to Wanderin Reb
SDaR must keep the company of stanky females ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconbarf.gif)
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:53 am to Wanderin Reb
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Wait...have you seriously never heard of this stuff?
This is real.
...Man, what has this world come to?
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And my women don't shite, or at least I've never caught them doing it.
Poop ninjas.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:55 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
I've talked to people that have used it. It works.
Might be worth the investment for you singles.
My wife and I use different bathrooms. Problem solved.
Might be worth the investment for you singles.
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My wife and I use different bathrooms. Problem solved.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:01 am to Wanderin Reb
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My wife and I use different bathrooms. Problem solved.
Same
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Mainly because she wanted one to explode all her feminine necessities/tools in. That bathroom is a frightening place
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:06 am to UMRealist
Multiple courtesy flushes and you're good to go.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:14 am to UMRealist
I don't see what the big deal is; I normally go 4-5 days in between shits. My doctor says I have a huge colon. Apparently he sees it a lot around here.
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:36 am to UMRealist
Go take a shower (surely you did this during your 4 day love fest), turn on the shower & vent, do your thing, take shower, by the time you get out the smell is gone & she Is none the wiser.
ps: she knows you shite
ps: she knows you shite
Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:38 am to TIGERFANZZ
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take a shower (surely you did this during your 4 day love fest)
Now now, let us not be so presumptuous
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 7:56 am to UMRealist
I would fart in front of her. Then tell her I'm baking brownies and need to use the facilities. When I was finished I would describe it to her, not just the form and smell, but how it affected me emotionally. And she would love me for it.
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