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Is Charles Barkley drunk right now?
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:05 pm
Or is he just being his normal, awesome, dgaf self?
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Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:07 pm to Stacked
Barner trash 
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:10 pm to Stacked
That's normal. If you don't like it GFY
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:10 pm to Patton
He just randomly yells stuff, it's hilarious. Is he always like this?
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:14 pm to RebelNutt
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He just randomly yells stuff, it's hilarious. Is he always like this?
He is like Bubba (From Forrest Gump) with Tourrette's Syndrome.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:16 pm to RebelNutt
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He just randomly yells stuff, it's hilarious.
GIN-O-BLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:18 pm to Stacked
I love Barkley. He is hilarious, as politically incorrect as you can be on network television and regular produces awesomely quotable quotes.
I also thought he handled the Sterling situation better than any other talking head on any network.
I also thought he handled the Sterling situation better than any other talking head on any network.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:20 pm to Stacked
Charles da Bark-a-lee
Got 34 ounces of broccoli
Got 34 ounces of broccoli
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:22 pm to RebelNutt
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."
"When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements"
" I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove."
After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says.
"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
"When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements"
" I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove."
After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says.
"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:24 pm to Roger Klarvin
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"When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements"
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:26 pm to Roger Klarvin
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"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
Holy shite
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:28 pm to Roger Klarvin
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"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."
"When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements"
" I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove."
After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says.
"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."
I
'd irl at every. single. one. of those! The Chuckster is the man
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:33 pm to Rebelgator
"Charles Barkley after seeing a picture of Sam Cassell on the screen: "Phone home." And later he remarks to Kenny, "Sam Cassell is a good guy, but he's not going to wind up on the cover of GQ anytime soon."
"Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them."
After retiring from basketball "I'm just what America needs - another unemployed black man."
Ernie: "Did they recognize you in South Dakota?"
Charles: "Yes, they did. It was easy because I was the only black person there. When they see me walking down the street they say 'There he goes again'. And when I come back the next year they say 'He's back yawl!'"
"Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them."
After retiring from basketball "I'm just what America needs - another unemployed black man."
Ernie: "Did they recognize you in South Dakota?"
Charles: "Yes, they did. It was easy because I was the only black person there. When they see me walking down the street they say 'There he goes again'. And when I come back the next year they say 'He's back yawl!'"
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:35 pm to Roger Klarvin
I'm in tears
Posted on 4/29/14 at 11:35 pm to Stacked
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Charles Barkley
More commonly known as Laimbeer's little bitch
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