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Auburn Wives are the Best Wives
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:29 pm
Forget the chicks dragging chandeliers to the Grove are all the so called beautiful women in Athens, Auburn women really know how to make a man feel like a King
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:30 pm to undecided
Not as good as German wives.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:31 pm to undecided
Gus was like "Shut uuuup!"
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:31 pm to undecided
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11. Stop making him do shite he doesn’t want to do and go places he doesn’t want to go. Stop with the couples baby showers. Hell, I don’t even like to go to those things. No man wants to go to a baby shower. He didn’t even want to go to the baby shower for his own kids. The person who invented the couples shower should be shot. They have really messed it up for everyone. He also doesn’t want to go to birthday parties for kids he barely knows or weddings for people he has never met. (Functions for people at work are a little different because modern day office politics almost require attendance. However, those events should always have an open bar.) Stop having weddings and functions during big football games, The Masters, opening day of baseball or hunting or whatever else he wants to do. I have a friend who is pregnant. She is due in October. We are having her baby shower on September 13 because that is an open date for Auburn Football. Yes, I schedule things around football and you should too.
Amen
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:32 pm to undecided
The number one way to "Make your man happy"
1) Make your vagina "On demand"
1) Make your vagina "On demand"
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:33 pm to undecided
I stopped reading at "outkick the coverage".
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:33 pm to undecided
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Auburn Wives are the Best Wives
yes....i know
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:33 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Gus was like "Shut uuuup!"
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:39 pm to Choctaw
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yes....i know
Didn't know you were part of the fambly
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:42 pm to undecided
Well I have a couple of friends married to Auburn wives that are the complete opposite of that.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:44 pm to undecided
I feel like these should be common sense but then again girls are not the most rational creatures on earth
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:44 pm to The Spleen
quote:Well I have a couple of friends married to Auburn wives that are "ALL IN" and are game for anything.
Well I have a couple of friends married to Auburn wives that are the complete opposite of that.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 3:56 pm to undecided
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Didn't know you were part of the fambly
im not...i just know that Auburn wives are the best
j/k...i'm actually married to an A&M grad
This post was edited on 4/29/14 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 4/29/14 at 4:08 pm to undecided
Downvotes? There are guys on here that don't enjoy BJ's. Hmmmm...
Posted on 4/29/14 at 4:10 pm to undecided
forwarded to the wife
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:acceptingprayers:
Posted on 4/29/14 at 5:33 pm to undecided
Damn, I'm impressed. This should be women's declaration for restoring world peace.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 5:37 pm to undecided
And no way in hell that's real.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 5:53 pm to undecided
AJ McCarron shares your opinion but Jason Dufner seems to think otherwise
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