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Post your favorite Flight 370 conspiracy theory here.

Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:02 pm
Posted by Remote Controlled
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:02 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:05 pm to
It's Bush's fault
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:14 pm to
There was never a plane to begin with.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:14 pm to
:inb4crazyMizzoupeople:


Wait... shite.
Posted by Remote Controlled
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

It's Bush's fault


So, you're in the NWO is involved, and has hijacked a plane for nefarious purposes/false flag camp.

Got it.

All conspiracies are on the table at this point.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:15 pm to
pirates
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:17 pm to
it's the Arabs. fricking terrorists.
Posted by Remote Controlled
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:18 pm to
CNN actually reporting on my posted theory...

It's on bitches.
Posted by sms151t
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:44 pm to
The Pterodactyl got tired because Fred put on 2 racks of ribs and wore his Water Buffalo hat. It is at Wally-World waiting to pick up the Griswald's.


Ok seriously, the pilot or navigator decided to take said plane to Ho Chi Mihn City to be reversed enginered by the North Koreans and Vietnamese.
Posted by the808bass
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:49 pm to
I'm on board.

I'll put a fiver on "Turkmenistan."
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:54 pm to
The only people that could reasonable reverse engineer and produce something from the results are the Russians and the Chinese. I wouldn't be surprised, but Chinese and Russian airlines own plenty of these planes that could be made to disappear without making hundreds of people disappear along with it.

My guess? It was hijacked and shot down by some country that doesn't want to admit they shot down a civilian airliner.

Second guess? Piece of shite suicidal pilot/life insurance scenario.

Third? We'll see it fly into something a year from now. However, if they were going to do that I don't see why you don't just fly into the Petronas Towers without making is disappear/refueling/whatever.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 5:56 pm to
Randy was on the plane.
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 6:07 pm to
Randy was the pilot..... Your head just exploded
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 6:10 pm to
Randy found poop in his Tacoma truck, and shot down a plane in anger.
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 6:16 pm to
I don't think your link is so much a theory, as it is a logical explanation for how a plane can travel without being detected.

It makes sense.

Posted by mizzoukills
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 6:16 pm to
You don't want to know my theory
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 6:28 pm to
I think the co-pilot killed the pilot, turned off the communications system, took the plane to 45,000 feet to kill the passengers and crew and then flew the plane as far into the Indian Ocean as possible in hopes that it will never be found. Why? Insurance policies he left for someone. The dude was crazy.
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

I don't think your link is so much a theory, as it is a logical explanation for how a plane can travel without being detected.


It makes a lot of sense from a radar standpoint, but it doesn't take a lot of things into account like whether or not the plane they would trail would be delayed, wouldn't change speed during cruise, wouldn't do a lot of things.

It is possible to shadow a plane for hours, but it's not an exact science. They had to count on the Malaysians not scrambling fighters to see the unidentified aircraft flying through the airspace (which wound up being the case) while they travelled to the airway at which they would intercept the normally scheduled flight (that couldn't have been delayed) and then follow them. If they arrived at the intercept too early they'd have been seen. It just seems like trying to get to a place at a certain time to not be seen by the flight you're shadowing and yet to close enough to disappear would be tough. Not impossible, but tough. Maybe that was the cause for the flight sim in the pilot's house, but I'm reluctant to use a flight sim setup as an implication of guilt base on my personal home flight sim setup.
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 6:31 pm to
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I don't think your link is so much a theory, as it is a logical explanation for how a plane can travel without being detected. It makes sense.


As someone who works "in the field", this is plausible. However, it would require "on the stick" flying for hours on end.

Not likely from a hijacker, and tough, even for an experienced pilot.

Unless, said pilot had trained himself on the stick for hours at a time on FSX.

Even then it would take some serious flying to stay in another jumbos shadow, and not get hung up in the wake turbulence.

So it's on the stick x10. Sounds super tough, if accomplished, this guy is Maverick and Chappy all rolled up in one.

I'll call him Chaperick.
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 6:35 pm to
quote:


It makes a lot of sense from a radar standpoint, but it doesn't take a lot of things into account like whether or not the plane they would trail would be delayed, wouldn't change speed during cruise, wouldn't do a lot of things.



quote:

f they arrived at the intercept too early they'd have been seen. It just seems like trying to get to a place at a certain time to not be seen by the flight you're shadowing and yet to close enough to disappear would be tough. Not impossible, but tough.


I agree.

Intercepting a plane and remaining behind it for hours seems like a risky thing to hedge this entire operation on.

quote:

Maybe that was the cause for the flight sim in the pilot's house, but I'm reluctant to use a flight sim setup as an implication of guilt base on my personal home flight sim setup


That's cool you have a flight simulator. Maybe it's my tin foil ways, but in this case I think there is great relevance to him owning a flight simulator.

Has it been confirmed that his wife and kids moved out of their home the day before the flight? Or is that nonsense?
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 6:36 pm
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