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Posted on 1/25/14 at 8:12 pm
Posted on 1/25/14 at 8:12 pm
Earlier today I went to the State game, and as if the arse beating we received wasn't enough, I had the one Ole Miss fan we all hate sitting two rows behind me, screaming at me and my fellow bulldawgs the whole game.
What bothered me the most was when he would scream "Whoop that redneck arse!" in possibly one of the the thickest Southern accents I have heard in my 20 years. After not saying anything for about ten minutes in the game I finally had to fight back. When it got quiet I yelled out "Let's go dawgs! Beat those rednecks!" and this really messed with him.
Quickly he yelled back, "Awe naw sun . . wut you jus said wuz a oxymoron. the rednecks come frum Starkville!"
"You're an oxymoron, you moron!" I said back
*I then start a "Beat the morons" chant*
His wife chimed in "Why don't you go farming or sumthing?!"
"I drive a Honda, you redneck!" I replied.
And was really got under my skin the most was when he yelled out "I hope you like working for us when you graduate, BOI!" If I had thought of it five seconds quicker i would have yelled out "I didn't know you were a farmer?"
What bothered me the most was when he would scream "Whoop that redneck arse!" in possibly one of the the thickest Southern accents I have heard in my 20 years. After not saying anything for about ten minutes in the game I finally had to fight back. When it got quiet I yelled out "Let's go dawgs! Beat those rednecks!" and this really messed with him.
Quickly he yelled back, "Awe naw sun . . wut you jus said wuz a oxymoron. the rednecks come frum Starkville!"
"You're an oxymoron, you moron!" I said back
*I then start a "Beat the morons" chant*
His wife chimed in "Why don't you go farming or sumthing?!"
"I drive a Honda, you redneck!" I replied.
And was really got under my skin the most was when he yelled out "I hope you like working for us when you graduate, BOI!" If I had thought of it five seconds quicker i would have yelled out "I didn't know you were a farmer?"
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Posted on 1/25/14 at 8:21 pm to TheMashburglar
This was a waste. When you go to road games expect that.
Posted on 1/25/14 at 8:41 pm to TheMashburglar
:csb:
ETA: I know there are respectable State fans (my entire family is State fans) but you can't act like your fans don't do stupid shite either.
ETA: I know there are respectable State fans (my entire family is State fans) but you can't act like your fans don't do stupid shite either.
This post was edited on 1/25/14 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 1/25/14 at 8:46 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Oh, I agree completely. All the other OM fans around us were great.
Posted on 1/25/14 at 8:55 pm to TheMashburglar
I'm in Grenada right now so I kinda feel your pain.
Posted on 1/25/14 at 9:13 pm to TheMashburglar
Let me get you a Kleenex
Posted on 1/25/14 at 9:18 pm to SwayzeBalla
I think you need to get him some new comebacks instead.
Posted on 1/25/14 at 9:24 pm to Hardy_Har
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I'm in Grenada right now
Prayers sent
Posted on 1/25/14 at 9:33 pm to TheMashburglar
Sorantable?
Posted on 1/25/14 at 10:39 pm to Hardy_Har
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I'm in Grenada right now so I kinda feel your pain.
Hey..... I take offense to that.
Not really my hometown sucks.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:00 am to sharpSee
That was painful to read. If I knew sounding retarded in public got under people's skin so much, I would have started doing it years ago.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:17 am to TheMashburglar
Had to miss the game. The radio in my tractor went out
Posted on 1/26/14 at 6:29 am to AsphaltFunk
Like you actually have a tractor that nice...
Posted on 1/26/14 at 9:05 am to hehatedrew
quote:
Sorantable?
Posted on 1/26/14 at 9:58 am to SwayzeBalla
Posted on 1/26/14 at 11:09 am to TheMashburglar
quote:
*I then start a "Beat the morons" chant*
Posted on 1/26/14 at 11:47 am to sharpSee
Posted on 1/26/14 at 3:20 pm to TheMashburglar
quote:
"You're an oxymoron, you moron!" I said back *I then start a "Beat the morons" chant*
Holy shite that's clever
Posted on 1/26/14 at 3:34 pm to OBReb6
No way this heap is real..
Posted on 1/26/14 at 4:31 pm to TheMashburglar
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*I then start a "Beat the morons" chant*
I
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