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The only logical reason Nick Saban hired Kiffin
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:54 pm to NorthGAVol
I've never TL;DR'd somebody before, but after about three sentences, I felt it was in my best interest to stop.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:57 pm to NorthGAVol
not reading all that either but...
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Kiffen could fall face first into a wheel barrel full of dicks and come out with a tit in his mouth.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:59 pm to NorthGAVol
But seriously he hired LK just to piss y'all off.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:01 pm to NorthGAVol
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“This is my life’s work,” Saban said. “It is my invention. My child. It is my Precision Recruitment Organization Coordination Efficiency and Strategy Supercomputer, or PROCESS.”
Now that's pretty funny right there.
ETA: Clay Travis site. Vile like all viles.
This post was edited on 1/14/14 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:25 pm to NorthGAVol
I wonder how much of this the average bama fan will read before realizing it's satire.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:55 pm to NorthGAVol
You should be ashamed that was turrible.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:57 pm to NorthGAVol
I'm not gonna click that link but it's obviously so Saban could see Kiffin's wife regularly.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:03 pm to NorthGAVol
I don't get the hate for Clay Travis here but to each his own. But this may be the best article I've seen there. It all makes perfect sense!
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:23 pm to NorthGAVol
He did it just to piss you hillbillys off. Go burn some more mattresses.
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