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The only logical reason Nick Saban hired Kiffin

Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:50 pm
Posted by NorthGAVol
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Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:50 pm
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36264 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:54 pm to
I've never TL;DR'd somebody before, but after about three sentences, I felt it was in my best interest to stop.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63044 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:55 pm to

:tldr:
Posted by 2close2Gainesville
Huge
Member since Sep 2008
4795 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:57 pm to
not reading all that either but...

quote:

Kiffen could fall face first into a wheel barrel full of dicks and come out with a tit in his mouth.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:59 pm to



But seriously he hired LK just to piss y'all off.
Posted by Broken Coyote
Seated. Facing forward
Member since Dec 2010
3051 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

“This is my life’s work,” Saban said. “It is my invention. My child. It is my Precision Recruitment Organization Coordination Efficiency and Strategy Supercomputer, or PROCESS.”


Now that's pretty funny right there.


ETA: Clay Travis site. Vile like all viles.
This post was edited on 1/14/14 at 6:05 pm
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:25 pm to
I wonder how much of this the average bama fan will read before realizing it's satire.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter! JESUS IS LORD,
Member since Aug 2011
17878 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:55 pm to
You should be ashamed that was turrible.
Posted by We_Need_Cam
America
Member since Sep 2012
2410 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:57 pm to
I'm not gonna click that link but it's obviously so Saban could see Kiffin's wife regularly.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:03 pm to
I don't get the hate for Clay Travis here but to each his own. But this may be the best article I've seen there. It all makes perfect sense!
Posted by 85percent
Member since Nov 2013
15 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:23 pm to
He did it just to piss you hillbillys off. Go burn some more mattresses.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21954 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:57 pm to
Pretty funny
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Stuck in Transfer Portal
Member since Aug 2011
8514 posts
Posted on 1/14/14 at 8:30 pm to
pretty funny
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