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The (Blue) Devils went down to Georgia
Posted on 1/1/14 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 1/1/14 at 9:16 pm
Stolen from /r/cfb on Reddit
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The devils went down to Georgia and they were looking for a bowl to steal
They were playin out of their mind, put TAMU way behind, and had em beaten under their heel
They came across a young man throwing that football and running it hot
and ole Cutcliffe jumped on a hickory stump and said boy let me tell you what
I bet you didn't know it but I got football players too
and if you care to make a dare I'll make a bet with you
now you play some pretty good football boy, but give the devils their due
I bet a chicken platter of gold against your soul cause I think we're better than you
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The boy says my names Johnny, and right now it looks like you might win
but I'll take that bet you're gonna regret cause I'm the best theres ever been
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johnny drop on back to throw and sling that football hard
cause hells broke lose in Georgia and the devils lead the charge
if you win you get that shiny platter made of gold
but if you lose the devils get your sooouul
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Roper opened up his book, and he said I'll start this show
Fire flew from his microphone as he told Boone where to go
When Boone chucked that ball deep downfield it made an evil hiss
and some demon receivers joined in and the touchdowns sounded something like this
[cue a 38-17 run by the Devils/awesome devil solo]
When the devils finished johnny said "well you're pretty good ole son"
you better hope your defense is prepared right there cause I'm gonna show them how it's done
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scramble round the pocket! Run Johnny Run!
these Devil DBs aint having no fun
Evans breaks free. Look at him go
Hey David can your D play? I guess that's a no
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The Devils bowed their heads because they knew that they'd been beat
they laid that golden platter on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devils we just came back in a way you'll never want to see again. I told you once you ole son of a bitch I'M THE BEST THERES EVER BEEN
and johnny played ...
Scramble round the pocket! Run Johnny run!
The Devil's left here aren't having any fun
4 through the air and on the ground 1 mo
Hey David is your D good? Oh god no
Posted on 1/1/14 at 9:56 pm to Harry Caray
Now we just need someone to get drunk with a fiddle and play/sing that song.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 12:27 am to Harry Caray
Really well done. The "Run Johnny run" parts were pretty clunky, but the rest was near perfect.
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