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Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:43 pm to BamaPanic
There are VERY few things I hate less than Auburn. Hitler
9/11
4/27
etc.
9/11
4/27
etc.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:43 pm to Garfield
quote:
but have to give it to Five0.
I'm here to serve and protect you....unless you have an unruly dog. In that case.....pew, pew, pew, pew, pew........pew, pew, pew, pew....MERICA MF'er.
This post was edited on 11/29/13 at 11:44 pm
Posted on 11/30/13 at 1:32 am to Five0
- snooty ex-wives
- cops that tell you that you are the slowest speeder they've given a ticket to today
- teachers with an bitchy attitude
- dry pussy
- condoms that are to big
- condoms that break
- old ladies on freeway going 30MPH
- getting behind an idiot on the freeway and regretting that my car is not equipted with a rocket launcher
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- cops that tell you that you are the slowest speeder they've given a ticket to today
- teachers with an bitchy attitude
- dry pussy
- condoms that are to big
- condoms that break
- old ladies on freeway going 30MPH
- getting behind an idiot on the freeway and regretting that my car is not equipted with a rocket launcher
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This post was edited on 11/30/13 at 1:37 am
Posted on 11/30/13 at 1:35 am to thundercrz
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- condoms that are to big
Never had this problem.
Posted on 11/30/13 at 5:31 am to Nimbus2000
I was just about to say "Tennessee" and realized that would be incorrect.
- Targeting penalties
- Paperwork
- Warm fronts during hunting season
- Targeting penalties
- Paperwork
- Warm fronts during hunting season
Posted on 11/30/13 at 10:00 am to chattabama
Satan
280 traffic
MSNBC
IRAN
CLINTON
OBAMA
TAXES
EXLAX
BEETS
280 traffic
MSNBC
IRAN
CLINTON
OBAMA
TAXES
EXLAX
BEETS
Posted on 11/30/13 at 10:29 am to thundercrz
quote:
- cops that tell you that you are the slowest speeder they've given a ticket to today
[writes this one down for later]
Posted on 11/30/13 at 10:37 am to Nimbus2000
ex girlfriends
running out of toliet paper
marijuana laws
every probation officer I've ever had
automatic gratuity on parties larger than 6
running out of toliet paper
marijuana laws
every probation officer I've ever had
automatic gratuity on parties larger than 6
Posted on 11/30/13 at 11:49 am to BamaPanic
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I Hate Auburn more than _________. getting plopped (turd splash hitting the taint/a-hole) that should say it all
I think peed a little.
Posted on 11/30/13 at 12:12 pm to Hang 9
- Meg
- Toby Flenderson
- That damn squiggly line in my eye.
- The women drivers who constantly try their best to hit me
- That guy at the gym who feels the need to hog any and all dumbbells available
- The people in the drive thru who order 30-50 bucks worth of food. You can go inside, ya know.
- The douches in the 15 items or less line that have a buggy-full of groceries. All I need is my PB and J, jackass.
- The smell of vinegar
- Toby Flenderson
- That damn squiggly line in my eye.
- The women drivers who constantly try their best to hit me
- That guy at the gym who feels the need to hog any and all dumbbells available
- The people in the drive thru who order 30-50 bucks worth of food. You can go inside, ya know.
- The douches in the 15 items or less line that have a buggy-full of groceries. All I need is my PB and J, jackass.
- The smell of vinegar
Posted on 11/30/13 at 2:32 pm to Nimbus2000
getting it caught in the zipper.
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