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re: I Hate Auburn more than _________.

Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:39 pm to
Posted by BamaPanic
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2013
563 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:39 pm to
getting plopped (turd splash hitting the taint/a-hole)

that should say it all
Posted by BamaDude06
GOATville20
Member since Jan 2007
3475 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:43 pm to
There are VERY few things I hate less than Auburn. Hitler
9/11
4/27
etc.
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

but have to give it to Five0.


I'm here to serve and protect you....unless you have an unruly dog. In that case.....pew, pew, pew, pew, pew........pew, pew, pew, pew....MERICA MF'er.
This post was edited on 11/29/13 at 11:44 pm
Posted by thundercrz
Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
57 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 1:32 am to
- snooty ex-wives

- cops that tell you that you are the slowest speeder they've given a ticket to today

- teachers with an bitchy attitude

- dry pussy

- condoms that are to big

- condoms that break

- old ladies on freeway going 30MPH

- getting behind an idiot on the freeway and regretting that my car is not equipted with a rocket launcher

-
This post was edited on 11/30/13 at 1:37 am
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 1:35 am to
quote:

- condoms that are to big



Never had this problem.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30360 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 5:31 am to
I was just about to say "Tennessee" and realized that would be incorrect.

- Targeting penalties
- Paperwork
- Warm fronts during hunting season
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12293 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 9:46 am to
You sho is angry.
Posted by S.E.C. Crazy
Alabama
Member since Feb 2013
7905 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 10:00 am to
Satan

280 traffic

MSNBC

IRAN

CLINTON

OBAMA

TAXES

EXLAX

BEETS
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 10:29 am to
quote:

- cops that tell you that you are the slowest speeder they've given a ticket to today


[writes this one down for later]
Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 10:37 am to
ex girlfriends
running out of toliet paper
marijuana laws
every probation officer I've ever had
automatic gratuity on parties larger than 6
Posted by Hang 9
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
27 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 11:49 am to
quote:

I Hate Auburn more than _________. getting plopped (turd splash hitting the taint/a-hole) that should say it all


I think peed a little.
Posted by BigBird09
Member since May 2012
5909 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 12:12 pm to
- Meg
- Toby Flenderson
- That damn squiggly line in my eye.
- The women drivers who constantly try their best to hit me
- That guy at the gym who feels the need to hog any and all dumbbells available
- The people in the drive thru who order 30-50 bucks worth of food. You can go inside, ya know.
- The douches in the 15 items or less line that have a buggy-full of groceries. All I need is my PB and J, jackass.
- The smell of vinegar
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by Alabiker
Alabama Gulf Coast
Member since Aug 2012
502 posts
Posted on 11/30/13 at 2:32 pm to
getting it caught in the zipper.
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