LSU will beat Bama

And Bama will be hiring a new head coach. Let's put that to some lyrics in honor of the big game on 11/9.


Rainy Days and Saban


Yellin' at the help, he's getting old
Sometimes he'd like to quit;
Gumps are havin' none of it;
Hangin' around, Austin's a lovely town;
Texas hiring Nick to replace old Mack Brown


Nick's five six wearing high heal shoes
Bama's been makin' loans;
Terry's shopping for a home
Ten million sound, Austin's a lovely town;
Texas hiring Nick to replace old Mack Brown


Funny, but it seems he'll always stay another year;
El Oh El, the gumps believe him.
Funny, but we know he's heading to that Bevo steer
That Texas gig is really payin'


Saban's jobs have come and gone before:
No need to talk it out;
Gumps will all be freakin' out.
Hangin' around, Austin's a lovely town;
Texas hiring Nick to replace old Mack Brown


Funny but it seems that Nick is only being true,
Run and chase the one who pays him.

Repeat (*)

Hangin' around, Austin's a lovely town
Texas hiring Nick to replace old Mack Brown



Preciate your interest in the Game



Note to gumps: It does NOT take me weeks to write these lyrics. Usually about 30 minutes. Skip the "bamasessed" bullchyt and come up with some of your own lyrics unless you are too dimwitted and dull. TIA and prepare your gump anus for 11/9.