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LLotSECr: For $1,500, you can find true love in the arms of this man*

Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:55 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:55 am


*As long as you're not fat, black, slutty, or have had intimate relations with the race that looks like "monkeys."

Are you woman enough for "Romeo Rose,"?

Keeping Austin weird

Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
46203 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:58 am to
The money would be better spend on a saddle and bridle so they could ride Mr. Ed around and save money on gas.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13899 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:59 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 6:01 am to
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
106908 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 6:01 am to
Now that's just special.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 6:29 am to
He is really narrowing his field down. With a face made for radio you should not have restrictions.. jus saying.

Wonder how many times this douche has been catfished? I'm going with 3
This post was edited on 10/1/13 at 6:40 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 6:39 am to
quote:

With a face made for radio you not have restrictions.. jus saying.


Forrealdoe
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13899 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 6:47 am to
Dude's gotta be Dirk's long lost brother.

Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 6:52 am to
Man, if you'd told me that 10 years ago, I'd have agreed with you. Used to fricking hate Dirk

Nowadays? Not so much. He is a weird looking mofo, though
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29311 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 7:05 am to
quote:

Man, if you'd told me that 10 years ago, I'd have agreed with you. Used to fricking hate Dirk


Love Dirk.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 7:05 am to
maybe Dirk and Micheal Phelps had a love child.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 7:28 am to
Posted by rugbyag
McKinney, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
1083 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:04 am to
Heard about this on the radio. He did an interview with a local TV station and when I heard his voice, I thought he sounded like Dirk.

Very adament that he is not a racist though.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:05 am to
quote:

Very adament that he is not a racist though


Thats what racist people say.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Very adament that he is not a racist though.


Sinister beat me to it

There are too many gorgeous women out there of every creed to have any sort of personal rule against a particular race
Posted by rugbyag
McKinney, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
1083 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:35 am to
quote:

There are too many gorgeous women out there of every creed to have any sort of personal rule against a particular race


Equal oppurtunity boinker. Yes I said boinker.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:36 am to
quote:

Yes I said boinker.




Posted by rugbyag
McKinney, Texas
Member since Sep 2011
1083 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:55 am to
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:10 am to
Gross. No.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:44 am to
What a prince charming he must be. No. Not no, thanks. Just. No.
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