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The SECr asks Omegle the questions we all want to know the answer to

Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:28 pm
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45196 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:28 pm
So since the SECr threads have gone cliche with the same questions asked everyday, I thought it's be cool to ask the Omegle community these questions.

1. go to omegle.com
2. Click on spy question mode in the middle of the page
3. Ask those burning questions
4. Post lulzy responses

Here's a couple

quote:

Question to discuss:
Who's the best QB in the SEC?

Stranger 1: I don't know what that means

Stranger 2: boo you whore

Stranger 2: me either

Stranger 2 has disconnected


quote:

Question to discuss:
Which state is better, Louisiana or Alabama?

Stranger 2: Well

Stranger 2: both of them are full of inbreds

Stranger 2: tough decision


quote:

Question to discuss:
Who's better, Chicken or Ice Cold?

Stranger 1: lolwut

Stranger 2: chicken trumps all

Stranger 2: always

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19145 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:30 pm to


You're the best poster on the site
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46495 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:41 pm to
What is Omegle?
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19145 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

How do I make good friends?
Stranger 1: Get to know people
Stranger 1: Spend time with them
Stranger 2: find ones who arent bitches. which is pretty hard
Stranger 1: Have similar interests, but don't fake it if you don't like what they like
Stranger 2: find someone with the same interest
Stranger 1: Find good people.
Stranger 2: like pedophilia
Stranger 1: Good people make good friends.
Stranger 1: I mean, shite.
Stranger 2: it always brings people together
Stranger 1: That escalated quickly.
Stranger 2: xD at least i didnt say necrophilia...
Stranger 1: Oh god, I don't know which is worse
Stranger 1: What about pedophiliac necropheliacs?
Stranger 2: good question. i shall make that a question to ask people on here ;D
Stranger 2: D: ermagerd
Stranger 1: That shite's scary
Stranger 2: its 2012 all over again
Stranger 1: Dear Lord
Stranger 2: the apocalypse has started
Stranger 1: shite's fricked
Stranger 2: yes. yes it is.
Stranger 2: well, kids, thats how you make friends. talk about pedophiliac necropholiacs. goodbye
Stranger 2: ;D
Stranger 1: Adios!
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68677 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:00 pm to
Question to discuss:

Who's a better quarterback? Bo Wallace or Tyler Russell?

(First 7 strangers disconnected immediately)

8th stranger: Jews did it.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46514 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:01 pm to


thread has potential. well done GC
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70972 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:04 pm to
Posted by HandGrenade
Member since Oct 2010
11225 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

As the plains burn?

Stranger 1: h'wat

Stranger 2: The frickin grass :( haha

Stranger 1: shite my weed

Stranger 1: thanks for reminding me

Stranger 1 has disconnected
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 9:10 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:12 pm to
You: Is Saban really the devil? If so, will Holy Water work?

Stranger: Yes but it takes about a gallon


What an odd site.

Thanks GC
Posted by belsu
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2006
55 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:35 pm to
I have never posted on here, and I haven't posted on the OT on tiger rant in forever, but this thread has me cracking up!
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45196 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:01 am to
quote:

Question to discuss:
LSU and Texas A&M. who wins?

Stranger 1: Bane

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 2: then when he's done with them, society wins

Stranger 2 has disconnected
Posted by CockRocket
Columbia, SC
Member since May 2012
6840 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 12:39 am to
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Clemson Tigers or South Carolina Gameocks?
Stranger 1: GO COCKS
Stranger 1: frick CLEMSOn
Stranger 2: lolololo
Stranger 1: WOOO
Stranger 2: Who thought to use "gamecock"?
Stranger 1: Im from THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA
Stranger 2: I know it's rooster... or chicken.
Stranger 1: Its a GAMECOCK
Stranger 2: But I can only imagine shooting that at a game.
Stranger 2: GOOOO COCKS
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: we get wild
Stranger 2: or saying
Stranger 2: I LIKE COCKS
Stranger 1: I say it all the time
Stranger 1: I have a shirt
Stranger 1: that says
Stranger 1: I love cocks
Stranger 2: ahahahahhaha
Stranger 1: and Cockfest
Stranger 1: I love cockfest
Stranger 1: Its a real event
Stranger 2: Is your state anti-homo marriage?
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: Please... Please say yes.
Stranger 1: Probably
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 2: It'd be fricking hilarious.
Stranger 1: South Carolina
Stranger 2: ahahahaa
Stranger 1: Clemson is in south carolina too
Stranger 1: They're pussies
Stranger 1: the funny thing
Stranger 1: is the other USC
Stranger 1: in california
Stranger 1: is the Trojans
Stranger 1: We're cocks
Stranger 1: and they're trojans
Stranger 2: And?
Stranger 1: trojans
Stranger 1: like the condom
Stranger 2: Ooh. Yeah, I see now.
Stranger 1: Lol
Stranger 1: anyways OP
Stranger 2: I thought someone was going to get history wrong for a sec.
Posted by CockRocket
Columbia, SC
Member since May 2012
6840 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:20 am to
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is Missouri a Southern state?
Stranger 2: yup
Stranger 2: no wait
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: I am feeling missouri from reading this question
Stranger 2: like you wanna go thre feeling it?
Stranger 1: No like
Stranger 1: MISSOURI
Stranger 1: Like
Stranger 1: MISERY
Stranger 1: GET IT
Stranger 1: LAUGH
Stranger 2: lmfao
Stranger 1: Finally
Stranger 1: I win
Stranger 2: yea that wasnt bad
Stranger 2: i just smoked im out of it sorry
Stranger 1: Im afraid that if i snoke weed things might start making too much sense again
Stranger 1: I can't have that shite
Stranger 2: it does have a tendancy to do that
Stranger 2: opens up the third eye
Stranger 1: The anus
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: I knew it
Stranger 2: that too!!!
Stranger 1: I do have to shite alot
Stranger 2: girls get super horny when they smoke
Stranger 1: I never could find a girl who smoked weed
Stranger 2: where i come from everyone smokes weed
Stranger 1: Colorado
Stranger 1: ?
Stranger 2: southern cali
Stranger 1: AH yeah
Stranger 1: People do here
Stranger 2: we dont have those hippy chicks like in colorado
Stranger 1: Its just
Stranger 2: we got real girl smokers who are hot as fuk
Stranger 1: i think the high elevation changes the game
Stranger 2: the mountains are cool, dont get me wrong
Stranger 2: and i love colorado
Stranger 2: but so cal has it all
Stranger 2: everything you ever want
Stranger 1: I live in utah
Stranger 1: So i don't even fricking know which way is up
Stranger 1: Its like iving in the twilight zone
Stranger 2: yeah im sorry for ya
Stranger 1: count your stars dude
Stranger 2: i know how lucky i am
Stranger 2: trust me
Stranger 2: beach all day
Stranger 2: doesnt get any better
Stranger 1: Yeah
Stranger 1: I plan on moving there someday
Stranger 1: or atleast to euroup
Stranger 1: I can't stand this conservative bullshite anymore
Stranger 1: Its tearing my sanity away from me
Stranger 2: yeat utah is a beautiful state but the people, the culture, yikes!
Stranger 2: you need to get out
Stranger 2: you may end up back one
Stranger 2: day
Stranger 2: but you need to get out and explore
Stranger 1: Only come here if you have people from back home
Stranger 1: There your only lifeline
Stranger 2: yeah i can imagine
Stranger 2: you should come to socal man, live in a beach community, cheap little apartment, make it happen
Stranger 1: Most of my freinds are online
Stranger 1: Its a sad reality
Stranger 2: yeah at least you got online though
Stranger 2: the generations before you , man, nothing
Stranger 1: Yeah dude
Stranger 1: Im feeling that special kind of urgentcy to move
Stranger 2: how old are you
Stranger 1: What with being a **** and all
Stranger 1: im 19
Stranger 2: yeah nothing stopping you now
Stranger 1: Except my own shortcomings lol
Stranger 2: yeah it aint easy as it sounds
Stranger 1: Thats for sure
Stranger 1: Alright thats for talking
Stranger 1: I gotta go take some excedrine
Stranger 2: good luck
Stranger 2: ha
Stranger 2 has disconnected

All that from asking if Missouri is Southern or not. But if you actually take the time to read it, its crazy how people can take things for granted. This poor little 19 year old thinks Utah is some shite place when really he probably lives better off than 95% of the world's population. Blames conservatism.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 1:44 am to
quote:

Which is better - Tennessee or Alabama?
Stranger 2: hey
Stranger 1: Tennessee
Stranger 1: Landslide
Stranger 1: Bama has football though
Stranger 2: what?
Stranger 1: It's crazy
Stranger 1: There's a person who watches us
Stranger 1: And they ask a question
Stranger 1: which we answer
Stranger 1: Press ESC twice and frick off stranger
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 6/6/13 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Do you believe in ghosts?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: N
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