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What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:36 pm
Let's say there's a world-war type conflict between the SEC fan bases. Who would be on what side? Who would be neutral? Who would start it all? Yes, this IS the offseason, how observant of you. And no, it can't be everyone vs. Missouri.
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:36 pm to Bama Bird
Arkansas would start it...then whine to the UN for help.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:37 pm to Bama Bird
Side A: Missouri
Side B: Everyone else
Side B: Everyone else
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:38 pm to Drewbie
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:38 pm to Bama Bird
Alabama on one side, everyone else on the other side.
REC uses their unlimited funds to build a Death Star. Saban blows up everyone else. We claim every NC from now until eternity.
REC uses their unlimited funds to build a Death Star. Saban blows up everyone else. We claim every NC from now until eternity.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:39 pm to Bama Bird
Arkansas would start it, get nuked, and then brag about how well their tanks performed at the start.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:39 pm to Bama Bird
Ag and Tech schools versus everyone else.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:39 pm to Robot Santa
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REC uses their unlimited funds to build a Death Star.
Manziel manages to fire the photon torpedoes into the small exhaust port.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:40 pm to Bama Bird
Big 6 vs Little 8
Big 6 wins
Big 6 wins
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:40 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
I really wish the Star Wars nerds would just die off already.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:40 pm to Robot Santa
LSU would start it, I think. They'd try to invade the SEC headquarters. Alabama would respond. Auburn would be an interesting wild card, and really sets the alliances into motion.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:41 pm to Bama Bird
Kentucky and Missouri would remain neutral.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:42 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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Manziel manages to fire the photon torpedoes into the small exhaust port.
Manziel would join the dark side because good is dumb.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:42 pm to CatFan81
I think Missouri would join, simply because they want to be part of the in-crowd. A la Bulgaria in WW2
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:43 pm to MrSEC
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Manziel would join the dark side because good is dumb.
Not until after he blew up the death star. Then, like a good apprentice, he would murder his master and take over the empire.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:43 pm to CatFan81
Missouri starts selling "pop" and "franks" at their sporting events. The rest of the SEC marches north. The school leading the charge? Ole Miss.
ETA: Florida would remain neutral. They barely speak English anyway.
ETA: Florida would remain neutral. They barely speak English anyway.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:43 pm to Bama Bird
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Auburn would be an interesting wild card, and really sets the alliances into motion.
Their information ministry would put Iraq's to shame.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:44 pm to Drewbie
It could very well be a team like Missouri to start it. Serbia (in Bosnia) did start WW1
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:45 pm to Bama Bird
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Bosnia did start WW1
SERBIA started WW1. Bosnia was part of Montenegro.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:46 pm to Drewbie
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The rest of the SEC marches north. The school leading the charge? Ole Miss.
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