Started By
Message
locked post

Things I learned from the SEC rant

Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:05 am
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
40237 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:05 am
So what are some life lessons you learned in your time on the board.

1. stats can be twisted to suit your point no matter how bleak they look for you.

2. Don't give out any personal information to people, lots of assholes on here.

3. If you're nice to people, they'll probably still be a dick to you.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13908 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:08 am to
The rant is a magnifying glass for people's douchebaggery and frickery.
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14512 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:10 am to
1. PIIHB should be done on the first date
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45851 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:10 am to
Anonymous strangers easily rustle my jimmies.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Things I learned from the SEC rant


To never click on it during the offseason.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:11 am to
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:11 am to
Never take the rant, or people on it, too seriously. It's the interwebs.

The resident ranters are not a good cross section of SEC fan bases.

People actually watch Nascar.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:12 am to
I'm amazed, when I walk in the gym there are maybe 5 guys who can bench 300 pounds.

I come on the rant though and there are hundreds. All concentrated here on one little message board. Amazing.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:14 am to
I can bench 700 lbs. I'm ripped. Just saying...
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:20 am to
90% of the guys are 6'2 180 gym rats that only date models.
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
40237 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:23 am to
quote:

I can bench 700 lbs. I'm ripped. Just saying..

what are you still in highschool? I've been doing those strong man competitions for years now. You aren't a man til you can pull a firetruck up a hill.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32657 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:23 am to
quote:

90% of the guys are 6'2 180 gym rats that only date models.

Duh
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
40237 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:24 am to
quote:

To never click on it during the offseason

This is the most important lesson in this whole thread so far. well that and the PIIHB on the first date.
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
40237 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:24 am to
quote:

90% of the guys are 6'2 180 gym rats that only date models.


I know it's kind of strange. I don't know why all those other guys would lie about this. We actual gym rats work way to hard for them to just take e-cred for it.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57012 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:26 am to
4. Pics or GTFO
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:26 am to
OT ballers don't play. you're poor if you make just 100k per year. Kate Upton = OT 7. half of OT ballers will turn down Danica Patrick or Beyonce.
This post was edited on 5/8/13 at 11:29 am
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:54 am to
I'm nowhere near an OT baller and I don't think I'd get with Beyonce if the chance occured. Some women just have too much bullshite to deal with and shitty entitled attitudes are something I can't keep my mouth shut about when I'm faced with one.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72078 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 11:59 am to
That posters on the SECr represent an entire fanbase.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40810 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 12:00 pm to
That LSU is a mediocre football program, at best, and all LSU fans are butthurt crybabies.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 5/8/13 at 12:01 pm to
actually they are a pretty good cross section of the fanbases

first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on X and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter