How Much Do You Hate Missouri? Your Hate Will Never Reach Jayhawk Levels.

Hate on us all you want, you'll never bring the hate better than the Jayhawkers...which makes y'all utterly inept at this game.

That's why we laugh at you. No matter how hard you try, you'll never rustle jimmies like those redlegs from Kansas. That's one thing I'll concede to the Blue Whores on our western flank. They are the one and only jimmy rustlers.

Here's a few snippets of gold straight from the Whore's mouth:

Abe Simpson: He also owns a 49-star American flag, because of his undefined hatred of the state of Missouri: "I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah."

Anon - "I hate Missouri more than any other team in the history of the world. I hate everything about them. I don't care who they are playing, I want them to lose every game. Their fans are the worst in the big 12 and maybe the country. I cannot explain how much I dislike them. I would do aweful things just to see them fail."

Anon - "I hate these f#ckers more than any other team. Their fans are classless and they burned my town down. But what really bugs me is that most of their fanbase didn't even go to school in Columbia. I can't believe how many of these tools in Kansas City went to one of those directional Misery schools, yet they act like they're MU grads."

Anon - "I'm happy to have come across a group that despises these horrid Missourians as much as I. It's funny how all the fans you see wearing MU gear are the people that look the least likely to have attended college at all. If I didn't know better I would say some rich KU alum donated a bunch of MU merchandise to the homeless shelters in KC, b/c there can't really be that many gap toothed, mulleted, spandex pants Mizzou grads out there."

Baby Jay - I really, really hate them. with a passion. i want bad things to happen to them. i don't like them. not one bit. hate really isn't a strong enough word. despise might be better. i despise missouri."

Smurf - "I have yet to find a word strong enough to describe how much I loathe Missouri. We might need to invent a word."

Okiehawk - "As much as you may hate them, the average Missouri fan hates Kansas more. I've always taken pleasure in that."