Lesson Learned: Why you don't let yankees into the SEC

Talking about you Missouri.

They have shown their true colors, as a cowardly, sniveling pussy bunch. Just like a damn Yankee. They act no different than Yankees did right before the Civil War.

They come in here, bringing nothing to the table except to exploit our resources for nothing but personal gain. They refuse to accept our culture and our heritage, and instead try to impose their will and trample all over our customs.

Sure, it was only bench placement at Ole Miss, next it will be student sections at baseball, or cowbells at MSU, or vulgar chants at football games. I say we kick them out before its too late.