Ole Miss will try and control the cowbells

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Given that Oxford is full of nothing but frat guys and lawyers, one must assume that violators of the “no cowbell” policy will be drug into the streets, beaten to the edge of death by North Face back packs full of widespread bootlegs and New Balance 999's…and then prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

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I dont understand how this is any different than any other time. I have been to 2 egg bowls in oxford and have never heard a cowbell there

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Ole Miss will try and control the cowbells

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like state fans are all gonna be trying to sneak bells in. Good thing they have such a large sting operation going so they can catch the three idiots that try.

In the event that cow bells are smuggled in, please report the section, row and seat number to the nearest UPD officer or usher. You can also send a text to 69050 with the message: “Rebs cowbell [insert section and row]“

Snitches are bitches.

i don't recall seeing or hearing any cowbells when MSU came down to play LSU. I guess they didn't bring them.

There is no try. If you are serious, then do.