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Have you ever been thrown out of an SEC stadium during or before a game?
Posted on 6/8/12 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 6/8/12 at 8:23 pm
I had a "spirited debate" with LEO's in JHS stadium and also in The Swamp. This was many moons ago, and the details of the incidents are somewhat fuzzy now. I was not removed but, to the best of my recollection, it was close.
How 'bout you? General mayham your thing?
How 'bout you? General mayham your thing?
Posted on 6/8/12 at 8:25 pm to NBamaAlum
No but I got thrown out of my hotel in Tuscaloosa the night of the 2001 game.
Sorry for partying Motel 6
Rohan to Reed
There's also a much worse (better?) story about me in Oxford in 2003, but I digress.
Sorry for partying Motel 6

Rohan to Reed

There's also a much worse (better?) story about me in Oxford in 2003, but I digress.
This post was edited on 6/8/12 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 6/8/12 at 8:27 pm to NBamaAlum
I got thrown out of the Pink Pony Pub on my birthday for storming the stage and playing Medium Pace by Adam Sandler. It's a filthy song.
Posted on 6/8/12 at 8:30 pm to NBamaAlum
I haven't been... but I've seen some pretty funny things happen and people get thrown out.
This past year at the LSU game on November 5th, some dude sitting in the row behind us grabbed another dude's wife as she walked by. The husband of the girl proceeded to calmly take his hat off and hand it to his friend and then beat the ever lovin' dog shat out of the guy that touched his wife. He was on top of the dude pounding him. Someone tried to pull him off and he stopped pounding on the guy and said "This mother f*cker grabbed my wife", at which point the guy trying to pull him off let him go again and he started pounding on him again. Someone let him know the cops were coming, and he calmly stood up and put his hat back on and blended in with the rest of the crowd as the police hauled off the dude who had just gotten his arse beat. It was hilarious.
The closest I've ever come to getting in a braul at a game was the same night, about midway through the first quarter. The guy sitting two seats down from us was in a heated argument with his girlfriend who had apparently just dumped him. He was belligerent and drunk, and at one point she whispered something in his ear that really pissed him off. He took his right and and punched "at her" and hit her in her side (it wasn't a very hard hit, but still) - at which point I reached across and grabbed him by his throat and politely told him to GTFO. So he did.
:CSB:
This past year at the LSU game on November 5th, some dude sitting in the row behind us grabbed another dude's wife as she walked by. The husband of the girl proceeded to calmly take his hat off and hand it to his friend and then beat the ever lovin' dog shat out of the guy that touched his wife. He was on top of the dude pounding him. Someone tried to pull him off and he stopped pounding on the guy and said "This mother f*cker grabbed my wife", at which point the guy trying to pull him off let him go again and he started pounding on him again. Someone let him know the cops were coming, and he calmly stood up and put his hat back on and blended in with the rest of the crowd as the police hauled off the dude who had just gotten his arse beat. It was hilarious.
The closest I've ever come to getting in a braul at a game was the same night, about midway through the first quarter. The guy sitting two seats down from us was in a heated argument with his girlfriend who had apparently just dumped him. He was belligerent and drunk, and at one point she whispered something in his ear that really pissed him off. He took his right and and punched "at her" and hit her in her side (it wasn't a very hard hit, but still) - at which point I reached across and grabbed him by his throat and politely told him to GTFO. So he did.
:CSB:
Posted on 6/8/12 at 8:30 pm to Stonehog
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playing Medium Pace by Adam Sandler.



Posted on 6/8/12 at 8:34 pm to Stonehog
PPP in GS? Everyone has been thrown out of that shithole. It's a rite of passage.
Posted on 6/8/12 at 10:43 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:SEC fans are horrible people. Why can't we all get along, and sing around the campfire with s'mores and pine needle tea in hand, to the tune of Kum Ba Yah all night long with Ranger Rick?
Tuscaloosa
That dude deserved to be pounded. Hail to chivalry and hail to the SEC.

This post was edited on 6/8/12 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 6/8/12 at 10:47 pm to Stonehog
across the street from the Swamp used to be the Purple Porpoise and I was asked to leave one day after a game when I was slightly intoxicated..I mean...just because I stood on a table and was trying to jump up & grab the ceiling fan so I could spin around...no sense of humor.
it could get really wild in that place.
it could get really wild in that place.
Posted on 6/8/12 at 10:47 pm to NBamaAlum
A waitress named Ponda once threw me out of a Waffle House. She brought me a glass and only one chocolate milk carton. I poured the milk into the glass and it only filled it up halfway. I was bitchin' and she told me to leave so I slung that chocolate milk across the bar and it fell over and slung everywhere. 

Posted on 6/8/12 at 10:54 pm to NBamaAlum
Never have and I don't believe I ever will be. I have seen plenty near me escorted out though 

Posted on 6/8/12 at 11:10 pm to reel_gator8
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trying to jump up and grab the ceiling fan so I could spin around
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Posted on 6/8/12 at 11:12 pm to NBamaAlum
never thrown out but i almost got tossed from the LSU vs ga tech peach bowl
Posted on 6/8/12 at 11:25 pm to heartbreakTiger
Yeah. I got tossed for throwing the football out of the stadium after an extra point.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:06 am to NBamaAlum
a) I was thrown out of BDS for having a date's alcohol in my purse before the Arkansas game. I've told that story here.
b) I sweet talked the security guard into letting us stay at JHS when I was in college. My boyfriend's friend was a bit rowdy, and we made the collective decision to sell him out to get to stay in the game. He was terrible. Last I heard, he was back in rehab for the 3rd time.
b) I sweet talked the security guard into letting us stay at JHS when I was in college. My boyfriend's friend was a bit rowdy, and we made the collective decision to sell him out to get to stay in the game. He was terrible. Last I heard, he was back in rehab for the 3rd time.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:13 am to beachdude
Got tossed from the Swamp for having a coke with a little something extra in it. Dipshit on the field actually saw me pour it, but they couldn't find the flask when he radio'd in to his pals. Was told in no uncertain terms to not gain entry back to the stadium that day.
Walked out, bought a pair of tickets for $5 (midway thru 1st qtr by then), and waltzed right back in. No shite, the cop that threw me out walked right by me as I walked to my new seat.
Walked out, bought a pair of tickets for $5 (midway thru 1st qtr by then), and waltzed right back in. No shite, the cop that threw me out walked right by me as I walked to my new seat.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:15 am to NBamaAlum
I got thrown out of tiger stadium for throwing a paper airplane. It was a bit ridiculous.
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