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Best SEC Rivalry Jokes
Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:57 pm
Tell them here. I need a good laugh. What's the defenition of safe sex in Alabama? A: Placing a sign over the animal that doesn't kick. Your turn. 
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Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:59 pm to DlineU
We are not your rival - LSU
We are your superbowl - LSU
We are your superbowl - LSU
Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:59 pm to DlineU
Placing a sign that says what? I don't get it.
How do you get a GA grad off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza?
GT fans like that one.
How do you get a GA grad off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza?
GT fans like that one.
Posted on 4/4/12 at 8:59 pm to DlineU
Insert overused jokes that every school has used with changed names.
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:00 pm to CNB
Why did the cock cross the road?
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:01 pm to DlineU
A Bama fan walks into a bar and sees an Auburn fan.
He sits next to him, looks at him, and says "Hey, buddy... I've got something to tell you."
"Mississippi State."
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
He sits next to him, looks at him, and says "Hey, buddy... I've got something to tell you."
"Mississippi State."
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:01 pm to roadGator
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Why did the cock cross the road?
Because Bobby MF Petrino told it too.
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:02 pm to roadGator
Because mike was chasing him?
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:02 pm to DlineU
How can you tell an LSU grad?
SWAMP PEOPLE
SWAMP PEOPLE
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:03 pm to DlineU
A Florida fan, Georgia fan, Bama fan, and a UT fan were all hiking up a mountain. They were all arguing about who was the biggest fan. The Georgia fan said, "I'll show you who is the biggest fan." Then, he jumped off the cliff screaming "this if for the Bulldogs!" The Bama fan followed him with a "Roll Tide" and jumped over the edge as well. Not to be outdone, the Vol fan screams "This if for Tennessee" and kicked the Gator fan square in the arse and off the mountain! Go Vols!!
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:03 pm to F1V3LSU
GFY ACC boy.
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:04 pm to DlineU
Arkansas fans frick their cousins or something like that
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:04 pm to DlineU
This thread should be re-titled "Worst Jokes Ever."
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:04 pm to F1V3LSU
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How can you tell an LSU grad?
SWAMP PEOPLE
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:05 pm to DlineU
how do you get an Ole Miss grad off your porch?
pay for the pizza.
pay for the pizza.
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:07 pm to DlineU
what's the one thing you never ask an Ole Miss fan?
directions to Atlanta.
directions to Atlanta.
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:07 pm to Jon Ham
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This thread should be re-titled "Worst Jokes Ever."
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There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:08 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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Arkansas fans frick their cousins
I heard it was their sisters but whatever.
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:08 pm to DaleDenton
41: 17 AND now the baseball sweep...time to replace arky with the aggies...much more relevant progrem ...lmao
Posted on 4/4/12 at 9:08 pm to UKWildcatsFAN
Why did Nick Saban walk across the street?
So bobby Petrino would run off into a ditch.
So bobby Petrino would run off into a ditch.
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