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Posted on 1/25/12 at 11:45 am to VernonPLSUfan
Not much I weigh a buck forty.
Posted on 1/25/12 at 11:45 am to VernonPLSUfan
I was given the name Zou Animal while confined at Alcatraz with the other animals. Al Capone (he was like a father to me) used to call me "Missouri Red", because whenever I got mad my face would turn bright red and the veins on my forehead would bulge and pulsate.
One day, Cappy and I (that's what we used to call good 'ole Al) were watching football with the rest of the inmates during our allotted hour that we received for good behavior.
Mizzou happened to be playing Tennessee on national television. Mizzou scored on a 50 yard touchdown pass and Cappy and I started to cheer. Suddenly, George "Machine Gun" Kelly (a Tennessee fan) stood up and said, "Frick you and you Missouri pussies!"
I stabbed both of his eyeballs with my toothpick and pissed up his nose in less than 2 seconds.
Cappy pulled me off of Machine Gun Kelly and said, "Boy, you a frickin' Zou Animal!" The name has stuck with me ever since...
One day, Cappy and I (that's what we used to call good 'ole Al) were watching football with the rest of the inmates during our allotted hour that we received for good behavior.
Mizzou happened to be playing Tennessee on national television. Mizzou scored on a 50 yard touchdown pass and Cappy and I started to cheer. Suddenly, George "Machine Gun" Kelly (a Tennessee fan) stood up and said, "Frick you and you Missouri pussies!"
I stabbed both of his eyeballs with my toothpick and pissed up his nose in less than 2 seconds.
Cappy pulled me off of Machine Gun Kelly and said, "Boy, you a frickin' Zou Animal!" The name has stuck with me ever since...
Posted on 1/25/12 at 11:47 am to NATidefan
Let's just put it this way, I need a new username.
Posted on 1/25/12 at 12:51 pm to NATidefan
none. I think my name sucks. But whatever.
Posted on 1/25/12 at 12:52 pm to TTsTowel
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Let's just put it this way, I need a new username.
Posted on 1/25/12 at 12:53 pm to TTsTowel
I pondered day and night about what my username should be. After choosing Bryant, I legally changed my name and birthdate
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:03 pm to DaleDenton
Dale Denton
I like Titties Towel!
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I thought it would be easiest if I used my real name, so I did.
I like Titties Towel!
This post was edited on 1/25/12 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:17 pm to NATidefan
Not much thought put into it just used a random nickname I picked up in college
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:18 pm to Quigley
I mixed my nickname from college with Bama. For a play on Alabama. Took about 2 seconds...
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:21 pm to Bellabama
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Bellabama
Oh, that makes sense! At first I thought you were an Alabaman Twilight fan...
Thank God you aren't.
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:24 pm to Zou Animal
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Oh, that makes sense! At first I thought you were an Alabaman Twilight fan...
Not being a Twilight fan, and not making the connection, you can imagine my dismay when I realized people made that connection.
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:25 pm to NATidefan
None. It has to do with my favorite guitar 
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:26 pm to AUDave
Thomas Jefferson is my favorite president and his house is awesome.
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:30 pm to Bellabama
God, I hate Twilight. I don't get it. 40 year old soccer moms gasping over a 16 year old's abs. Five years ago, if some guy said , "Damn, Hermoine is hot," or wore a t-shirt that said Team Hermoine, he'd be thrown in jail...
Double standard. Damn you Elizabeth Cady Stanton...
Double standard. Damn you Elizabeth Cady Stanton...
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:31 pm to Bellabama
Hard to get rid of those college nicknames Are you the bama poster that went to Sewanee? Remember that one of the bama regulars said they went there.
Are you the bama poster that went to Sewanee? Remember that one of the bama regulars said they went there.Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:34 pm to 12
Five seconds. It's my school ID.
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:35 pm to Quigley
Not much at all. I joined here several years ago before Troy made a trip to Baton Rouge. At the time, I was using TU Rob on one of the Troy message boards, so I just went with that.
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:39 pm to Quigley
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Are you the bama poster that went to Sewanee? Remember that one of the bama regulars said they went there.
My grandfather, all sorts of uncles, cousins and my brother all went there...
Posted on 1/25/12 at 1:42 pm to Monticello
And him wearing a Bama hat makes him my favorite president...
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