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LSU Wins, Saban is Gone
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:00 pm
It's an established fact CNS has happy feet and can't stay anywhere for long. What's less understood is his savior complex and insatiable need of worship-like respect. His three most recent moves illustrate this pathology.
1) Michigan State to LSU. Saban could not conscience coaching MSU and playing second fiddle to Michigan. He lacked the imagination to envision the current state of affairs with MSU being top dog in the state, so he bolted for LSU to have a state all to himself.
2) LSU to Miami Dolphins. Ego. Win a Super Bowl. Be the greatest ever. But it was hard. Didn't go well. So "we" (whoever we is) really enjoy college coaching better. Time to "move on."
3) Dolphins to Bama. What an ego trip. He's the second coming of the Bear. The greatest coach in the history of college football. Unless he loses to Les Miles in the game of the century. Then he's not the best coach in college football. Not the best coach in his own conference. Not even the best coach in the division. Time to "move on."
The speech was written many years ago. "We" are ready for a new challenge. "We" look forward to restoring a championship attitude to the State of Pennsylvania/Ohio/etc. "We" are hightailing it out of here because "We" won't be second fiddle to anyone.
This game is important to LSU fan. We want to win and it will hurt if we lose. But it's an existential event for Bama fan. A loss and the new Bear is dead. In fact, he will never have existed. If LSU loses I will be sad. If LSU wins I will pray for Bama fan. Dark days lie ahead.
1) Michigan State to LSU. Saban could not conscience coaching MSU and playing second fiddle to Michigan. He lacked the imagination to envision the current state of affairs with MSU being top dog in the state, so he bolted for LSU to have a state all to himself.
2) LSU to Miami Dolphins. Ego. Win a Super Bowl. Be the greatest ever. But it was hard. Didn't go well. So "we" (whoever we is) really enjoy college coaching better. Time to "move on."
3) Dolphins to Bama. What an ego trip. He's the second coming of the Bear. The greatest coach in the history of college football. Unless he loses to Les Miles in the game of the century. Then he's not the best coach in college football. Not the best coach in his own conference. Not even the best coach in the division. Time to "move on."
The speech was written many years ago. "We" are ready for a new challenge. "We" look forward to restoring a championship attitude to the State of Pennsylvania/Ohio/etc. "We" are hightailing it out of here because "We" won't be second fiddle to anyone.
This game is important to LSU fan. We want to win and it will hurt if we lose. But it's an existential event for Bama fan. A loss and the new Bear is dead. In fact, he will never have existed. If LSU loses I will be sad. If LSU wins I will pray for Bama fan. Dark days lie ahead.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:02 pm to tigerlove
You should never go full Rantard
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:02 pm to tigerlove
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Member since Sep 2006
8 posts
You are a man who doesnt say much.
Should have kept it at 7 posts.
And alter.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:03 pm to tigerlove
Me LSU fan, you crazy. Me no listen to crazy no more.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:04 pm to tigerlove
Are you the guy who comes in once a year about this time and says Saban is about to leave?
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:06 pm to tigerlove
he started a similar odd thread around the same time last night.
at least he's consistent.
at least he's consistent.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:07 pm to tigerlove
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tigerlove
Moron.
and I'm being generous.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:07 pm to tigerlove
First, you are full of shite. Second, LSU won't win. I admire the fans confidence and you guys should be, you've got a hell of a team but you're going down Saturday.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:09 pm to tigerlove
What a totally lame thread leading up to a huge game. Do you really think this will play a role in the outcome of the game?
I read the Title & the first paragraph and saved myself from the rest.
I read the Title & the first paragraph and saved myself from the rest.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:12 pm to tigerlove
Please make it stop. I believe nick has stopped moving around. He will be in Bama as long as Bama wants him around
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:13 pm to tigerlove
If there were pills that increase one's intelligence, and I was a doctor, I would give you a prescription. But I'm not, so you're SOL.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:15 pm to tigerlove
Word of advice bud..
Open the toilet & drop the iPod touch in it & flush..
Toilet flushes.. Your posts are gone
Open the toilet & drop the iPod touch in it & flush..
Toilet flushes.. Your posts are gone
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:21 pm to tigerlove
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tigerlove
good lord dude, what is wrong with you?
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:22 pm to tigerlove
Why didn't you just say " nick, please come back and coach at lsu"?
Could've saved a lot of key strokes.
Could've saved a lot of key strokes.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:25 pm to tigerlove
Perhaps we can hire him as our DC... I am sure he would not mind being an Assistant Coach to BMFP...
If we are going retard ... we might as well go full retard!
If we are going retard ... we might as well go full retard!
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:41 pm to tigerlove
Even though I think you are a fricking moron... Here goes....
Where would Saban go? The Dallas Cowboys? NO.
Penn State? Why? Bama has better facilites.. a bigger fan base.. a better conference.. a better stadium... and warmer weather
Ohio State? Why?
You LSU fans are so fricking delusional.
Nick Saban has finally found his home.. He has a great charity going in Tuscaloosa.. His wife is a big time supporter of Alabama and very active in the Tuscaloosa community...and his daughter goes to Alabama.... I think she is a senior
He has 100% full control over his program... He has access to the best recruits in the country.... He is now working on his legacy and is not and will not be going anywhere no matter how much money is on the table.
Where would Saban go? The Dallas Cowboys? NO.
Penn State? Why? Bama has better facilites.. a bigger fan base.. a better conference.. a better stadium... and warmer weather
Ohio State? Why?
You LSU fans are so fricking delusional.
Nick Saban has finally found his home.. He has a great charity going in Tuscaloosa.. His wife is a big time supporter of Alabama and very active in the Tuscaloosa community...and his daughter goes to Alabama.... I think she is a senior
He has 100% full control over his program... He has access to the best recruits in the country.... He is now working on his legacy and is not and will not be going anywhere no matter how much money is on the table.
This post was edited on 11/2/11 at 10:43 pm
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