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LSU Wins, Saban is Gone
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:00 pm
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:00 pm
It's an established fact CNS has happy feet and can't stay anywhere for long. What's less understood is his savior complex and insatiable need of worship-like respect. His three most recent moves illustrate this pathology.
1) Michigan State to LSU. Saban could not conscience coaching MSU and playing second fiddle to Michigan. He lacked the imagination to envision the current state of affairs with MSU being top dog in the state, so he bolted for LSU to have a state all to himself.
2) LSU to Miami Dolphins. Ego. Win a Super Bowl. Be the greatest ever. But it was hard. Didn't go well. So "we" (whoever we is) really enjoy college coaching better. Time to "move on."
3) Dolphins to Bama. What an ego trip. He's the second coming of the Bear. The greatest coach in the history of college football. Unless he loses to Les Miles in the game of the century. Then he's not the best coach in college football. Not the best coach in his own conference. Not even the best coach in the division. Time to "move on."
The speech was written many years ago. "We" are ready for a new challenge. "We" look forward to restoring a championship attitude to the State of Pennsylvania/Ohio/etc. "We" are hightailing it out of here because "We" won't be second fiddle to anyone.
This game is important to LSU fan. We want to win and it will hurt if we lose. But it's an existential event for Bama fan. A loss and the new Bear is dead. In fact, he will never have existed. If LSU loses I will be sad. If LSU wins I will pray for Bama fan. Dark days lie ahead.
1) Michigan State to LSU. Saban could not conscience coaching MSU and playing second fiddle to Michigan. He lacked the imagination to envision the current state of affairs with MSU being top dog in the state, so he bolted for LSU to have a state all to himself.
2) LSU to Miami Dolphins. Ego. Win a Super Bowl. Be the greatest ever. But it was hard. Didn't go well. So "we" (whoever we is) really enjoy college coaching better. Time to "move on."
3) Dolphins to Bama. What an ego trip. He's the second coming of the Bear. The greatest coach in the history of college football. Unless he loses to Les Miles in the game of the century. Then he's not the best coach in college football. Not the best coach in his own conference. Not even the best coach in the division. Time to "move on."
The speech was written many years ago. "We" are ready for a new challenge. "We" look forward to restoring a championship attitude to the State of Pennsylvania/Ohio/etc. "We" are hightailing it out of here because "We" won't be second fiddle to anyone.
This game is important to LSU fan. We want to win and it will hurt if we lose. But it's an existential event for Bama fan. A loss and the new Bear is dead. In fact, he will never have existed. If LSU loses I will be sad. If LSU wins I will pray for Bama fan. Dark days lie ahead.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:02 pm to tigerlove
You should never go full Rantard
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:02 pm to tigerlove
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Member since Sep 2006
8 posts
You are a man who doesnt say much.
Should have kept it at 7 posts.
And alter.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:03 pm to tigerlove
Me LSU fan, you crazy. Me no listen to crazy no more.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:04 pm to tigerlove
Are you the guy who comes in once a year about this time and says Saban is about to leave?
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:05 pm to chilld28
I actually have to agree with the two Bama fans.
What the hell kind of day has this turned out to be.
Full Rantard......
I needed that laugh......and from a Bama fan..........ugh
What the hell kind of day has this turned out to be.
Full Rantard......
I needed that laugh......and from a Bama fan..........ugh
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:05 pm to BamaFan89
All I read was the tittle
Not a very smart one
Not a very smart one
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:06 pm to tigerlove
he started a similar odd thread around the same time last night.
at least he's consistent.
at least he's consistent.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:07 pm to tigerlove
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tigerlove
Moron.
and I'm being generous.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:07 pm to tigerlove
First, you are full of shite. Second, LSU won't win. I admire the fans confidence and you guys should be, you've got a hell of a team but you're going down Saturday.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:07 pm to Latarian
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he started a similar odd thread around the same time last night.
Sounds like someone is trying to purge one of their alters
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:08 pm to GRTiger
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GRTiger
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Me LSU fan, you crazy. Me no listen to crazy no more.
Caveman logic,not bad.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:08 pm to dreaux
What can I say...every fan base has their village idiot. He seems to be a charter member.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:08 pm to ALcapone
dude... don't wank in public - take your sock-girlfriend to the bathroom and close the door like your mama taught you
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:09 pm to tigerlove
What a totally lame thread leading up to a huge game. Do you really think this will play a role in the outcome of the game?
I read the Title & the first paragraph and saved myself from the rest.
I read the Title & the first paragraph and saved myself from the rest.
Posted on 11/2/11 at 10:09 pm to Woopigsooie20
I'm the QWOP champion. FACT.
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