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Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:54 pm
Hey, Vol fans. I made this thread a while back, but it was deleted because you mouth-breathing, cousin fricking assclowns couldn't act your age. With that said, let us proceed...
I fricking hate you. I really do. Few things in life are as sweet as the taste of your tears. Peyton Manning looks like the illegitimate offspring of a side of cured ham and a Chernobyl resident. Coach Bryants liver could go 12 rounds with Major's, and still slam back a pint of Wild Turkey.
Every single thing about your University sucks dick like a methed out truck stop hooker. The womens basketball coach is more of a man than any douche to suit up with the "power T" on their helmet.
You got fricked with no lube by Lane Kiffin. Let that sink in.
You've placed your hope in a Saban plant. I can hear the conversations around the stills in the mountains now. "I thought Bill Battle was bad." You spray paint a fricking rock. What Mensa member thought that up? "Hey, Cleetus. I sure do love Becky...Am'a gonna go paint that there rock."
When UA gets through with you this weekend, I hope they wipe their dick on your pillow and don't even leave a tip on the nightstand. Bitches.
I fricking hate you. I really do. Few things in life are as sweet as the taste of your tears. Peyton Manning looks like the illegitimate offspring of a side of cured ham and a Chernobyl resident. Coach Bryants liver could go 12 rounds with Major's, and still slam back a pint of Wild Turkey.
Every single thing about your University sucks dick like a methed out truck stop hooker. The womens basketball coach is more of a man than any douche to suit up with the "power T" on their helmet.
You got fricked with no lube by Lane Kiffin. Let that sink in.
You've placed your hope in a Saban plant. I can hear the conversations around the stills in the mountains now. "I thought Bill Battle was bad." You spray paint a fricking rock. What Mensa member thought that up? "Hey, Cleetus. I sure do love Becky...Am'a gonna go paint that there rock."
When UA gets through with you this weekend, I hope they wipe their dick on your pillow and don't even leave a tip on the nightstand. Bitches.
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Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:55 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:56 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:57 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/19/11 at 9:59 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:02 pm to NBamaAlum
frick Tennessee 
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:19 pm to NBamaAlum
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NBamaAlum
frick yourself and all of you 6 toed spawn of flea market cousin fricking Harvey Updyke bastards.
Go jack off your little bear to your Paul Finebaum bobble head doll.
Freddie Kitchens looks like a fricking Kenyan marathon runner compared to all of you lardass PBR drinking potted meat eating denizens of the leading state for poverty, feces, and STD's.
When you won your first BCSNC you displayed the fricking trophy at WALMART, or Walmark to you toothless cocksuckers. Walmark. Bama. Let that sink in you extra chromosome having anal bead.
If it weren't for Mount Lardy having 48DDDD tits to flop up and block a FG, your NC team would have gotten fricked by Lane Kiffin. Let THAT sink in you goat fricking cumstain.
We paint a rock, you neanderthal knuckle dragging banjo playing Deliverance looking frickers put 2 boxes of laundry detergent and a roll of toilet paper on a stick. Grown arse men. Let that sink in.
GFY. TIA.
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:19 pm to NBamaAlum
Count me in on this thread.
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:36 pm to NBamaAlum
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NBamaAlum
Hey bro, you got your cigar ready for Saturday night?
Posted on 10/19/11 at 10:47 pm to NBamaAlum
Alright, I am off. I leave you all with a great game. Kevin Turner of Philly Eagles fame is in this one. Keith Jackson and the 3rd Saturday in October...does it get any better?
Posted on 10/19/11 at 11:05 pm to NBamaAlum
i approve of this thread
Posted on 10/20/11 at 7:56 am to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/20/11 at 2:08 pm to NBamaAlum
Spoken like a TRUE Classless Bammy ALUM! Have you been to a Wallymart in AL lately? You'll find some fine AL specimens there. Let me guess, you were an English major at AL...your vocabulary is typical of a graduate of the Redneck School of Correspondence. Why don't you camp out at the feet of the Saybear statue so you will feel at home looking up.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 2:10 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/20/11 at 3:36 pm to NBamaAlum
Peyton Manning is the worlds tallest midget
Posted on 10/20/11 at 4:41 pm to NBamaAlum
Posted on 10/20/11 at 7:57 pm to NBamaAlum
I remember when I didn't have any class. And then I grew up.
Posted on 10/21/11 at 11:37 am to NBamaAlum
Rocky Flop!!!
Posted on 10/21/11 at 3:00 pm to NBamaAlum
Still hate you frickers.
Posted on 10/22/11 at 1:34 pm to NBamaAlum
Bama chick Better team this year but you state is a piece of shite.
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