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Hypothetical worst SEC Coaching Staff of all time
Posted on 7/13/11 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 7/13/11 at 4:50 pm
HC- Coach O (as part of his contract he could only wear a shirt if he immediately ripped it off and crushed 3 red bulls)
OC- Slytanic (He would be placed in a golf cart on the sidelines and only allowed to call dive plays, not that he would want to do anything different
DC- Curley Hallman (Could only refer to his defense as the wrecking crew no matter how much they sucked arse)
OL- Phil Fulmer circa 2008 (Could only take his players that he refused to recruit on trips to the mountains where they would feast and gain tons of appropriate weight)
DB- Willie Martinez (Taking your 5 star talent and making them horrendous)
Chaplain- Mark Richt (Just giving money and wisdom away to everyone who needed it, really just looking out for the kids)
Feel free to give other suggestions for more position coaches
Changed title since everyone wanted to give actual best coaching staff of all time suggestions
OC- Slytanic (He would be placed in a golf cart on the sidelines and only allowed to call dive plays, not that he would want to do anything different
DC- Curley Hallman (Could only refer to his defense as the wrecking crew no matter how much they sucked arse)
OL- Phil Fulmer circa 2008 (Could only take his players that he refused to recruit on trips to the mountains where they would feast and gain tons of appropriate weight)
DB- Willie Martinez (Taking your 5 star talent and making them horrendous)
Chaplain- Mark Richt (Just giving money and wisdom away to everyone who needed it, really just looking out for the kids)
Feel free to give other suggestions for more position coaches
Changed title since everyone wanted to give actual best coaching staff of all time suggestions
This post was edited on 7/13/11 at 5:52 pm
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Posted on 7/13/11 at 4:53 pm to schlow mo
On another note, the best coaching staff assembled in teh SEC has got to have Saban's staff in 03 at the top of that list. shite that was incredible.
On the thread topic, teh Bama weight trainer should be on there.
On the thread topic, teh Bama weight trainer should be on there.
This post was edited on 7/13/11 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 7/13/11 at 4:54 pm to schlow mo
HC-Urban Meyer
OC-Steve Spurrier
DC-Nick Saban
OL-Coach O
DL-Kirby Smart
Cheerleader-Richt
OC-Steve Spurrier
DC-Nick Saban
OL-Coach O
DL-Kirby Smart
Cheerleader-Richt
Posted on 7/13/11 at 4:54 pm to schlow mo
I like how this shite is allowed to stay but my threads get whacked like a 13 year old boy in the girls locker room.
Posted on 7/13/11 at 4:56 pm to schlow mo
WR coach - Greg Knox
Posted on 7/13/11 at 5:00 pm to schlow mo
not playing...this thread if full of suck
Posted on 7/13/11 at 5:00 pm to schlow mo
HC has to be Bear if it is all time SEC.
Posted on 7/13/11 at 5:02 pm to schlow mo
AD- Sly Croom. He was best at getting coaches fired.
Posted on 7/13/11 at 5:21 pm to schlow mo
DC - Willie Martinez
And Richt would actually make a fantastic Chaplain, so I don't think he quite belongs
And Richt would actually make a fantastic Chaplain, so I don't think he quite belongs
Posted on 7/13/11 at 5:29 pm to schlow mo
OC-Nallsminger had 5 players currently starting in the NFL and finished near the bottom of the SEC in almost every statistical category
Posted on 7/13/11 at 10:32 pm to schlow mo
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DB- Willie Martinez
Absolutely not. As a Defensive Coordinator Willie was AWFUL and in way over his head. However, from 01-04 when he was ONLY a DB coach he was fantastic. Our DB play during that time period was incredible.
Posted on 7/14/11 at 7:47 am to schlow mo
I badly want Coach O back. In fact, when I become OT rich, I'm going to personally pay his salary to bring him back as a recruiter.
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