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Confessions of an SEC fan
Posted on 4/5/11 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 12:55 pm
To the Clemson fan 5 years ago, I confess to breaking your car flag. Dick move on my parent. You guys shouldn't have beat us though.
To the LSU fan in 2008, I confess to gator chomping you at halftime. I, and SC payed for it later. By both teams.
To the Tennessee fans in section 15 last year....you deserved it.
To the LSU fan in 2008, I confess to gator chomping you at halftime. I, and SC payed for it later. By both teams.
To the Tennessee fans in section 15 last year....you deserved it.
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 12:56 pm to CNB
To auburn fan 3 years ago...you were hot and I like big girls, sorry about your eye...
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:02 pm to CNB
Way, waaaaay too many things to name. Mostly just involved loud and vulgar language.
-I met blake mitchell as he walked off the field in 05 and cussed him out
-I went to the LSU sideline in 04 and cussed out Xavier carter after he kneeled at the 1.
-In 07 I threw a few cups from the upper deck into the bama students below
-The auburn fans in 07 that I pushed at the corner of college and clayton
-For the first and only time in my entire life, I hit somebody last year at the tech game.
I don't feel bad for any of my cuss outs, but I do genuinely feel bad for hitting someone. I didn't like it.
-I met blake mitchell as he walked off the field in 05 and cussed him out
-I went to the LSU sideline in 04 and cussed out Xavier carter after he kneeled at the 1.
-In 07 I threw a few cups from the upper deck into the bama students below
-The auburn fans in 07 that I pushed at the corner of college and clayton
-For the first and only time in my entire life, I hit somebody last year at the tech game.
I don't feel bad for any of my cuss outs, but I do genuinely feel bad for hitting someone. I didn't like it.
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:02 pm to CNB
To the UT fan on the Strip after the 2002 Third Saturday in October..I'm sorry a KPD officer knocked you the frick out. I hate you had such poor timing and coordination.
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:03 pm to NBamaAlum
To the Georgia fans this year: Sorry I had your cars towed, but I really was ready to leave work.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:04 pm to Doomed
To the sexy auburn-haired Auburn fan who was drunk enough to take a drunk coonass back to her apartment back in 2000....who kept reminding me that AU won....I hope the sharpie tatoo I gave you next your landing strip wasn't too hard to scrub off...
"LSU wins"
"LSU wins"
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:05 pm to WG_Dawg
I've done more as well but I'm on my phone and my daughters up 
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:07 pm to CNB
Was in Hilton Head about 6 or 7 years ago, I'm not sure why but someone had a UK sticker on their back of there car and it annoyed me so I ripped half of it off. Thinking something along the lines of "Get your own state"
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:07 pm to WG_Dawg
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I went to the LSU sideline in 04 and cussed out Xavier carter after he kneeled at the 1
thanks for this, I was in the 3rd upper deck stratosphere and he couldn't hear me cursing at him
To Florida offensive lineman, I made out with your girlfriend at the Grog House in October 2002
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:07 pm to CNB
To the Arky fan I yelled Sooooowhat into their ear after we beat them in OT in Sabans first year. I wish you hadnt tried to fight me.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:07 pm to CNB
-to the entire 2007 wait staff at Starky Stromboli's:
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:08 pm to CNB
Damn.
I've never done anything shitty to another SEC fan.
ETA: I take that back. I had a drunk Pike arrested outside The Houndstooth, but I'm not sorry for it
I've never done anything shitty to another SEC fan.
ETA: I take that back. I had a drunk Pike arrested outside The Houndstooth, but I'm not sorry for it
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:08 pm to CNB
To the 12 year old Gator fan in front of me in 06 SECCG, I wanted to smack the grin off your face.... I didn't do it, but was terrible of me to even think it.
To the LSU fan last year, you sat on ketchup and I didn't tell you.
I'm sure I have more.... I'll add later.
To the LSU fan last year, you sat on ketchup and I didn't tell you.
I'm sure I have more.... I'll add later.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:10 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
To the 2005 LSU fan...I'm sorry I spit under the door handle of your car.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:11 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
-I once threw ice at an 8-year-old in Auburn. Or was it Bama? I was drunk, can't remember.
-To the Auburn fans attending the SECCG, I hope you liked your new Gamecock stickers on your backs.
-To the Auburn fans attending the SECCG, I hope you liked your new Gamecock stickers on your backs.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:11 pm to CNB
To the SEC Rant 2010, sorry we cheated.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:12 pm to RebelNutt48
To the Bama chick last year the night before the game. When you said "ouch, ouch, wrong hole!!!", I lied, it really WASN'T an accident.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:12 pm to RebelNutt48
Oh I just remembered another one. My sophomore year at UGA I worked at Bulldog Carwash. This vile looking creature came in with tech shite all over their car. Sorry I rubbed tire shine into your cloth backseat.
Actually I'm not sorry about that one either, they should've known better.
Actually I'm not sorry about that one either, they should've known better.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:12 pm to CNB
To the UGA fan from 2006 - sorry for breaking your face in the bathroom but you shouldnt have cheapshotted my boy while he was at the urinal. Hope you havent had any maxillofacial complications. Best regards. 
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:12 pm to WDE24
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To the SEC Rant 2010, sorry we cheated.
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